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Smokey Karma Hot Sauce

Ginormous Flamingos (Hatch'ems)

Ginormous Dinos (Hatch'ems)

Zodiac Crystal Collection: Air

Zodiac Crystal Collection: Earth

Zodiac Crystal Collection: Fire

Zodiac Crystal Collection: Water

Don't make me use my teacher voice

One minute you're young and cool

I prefer dogs to people

I'd give you a funny Birthday Card but Probably Piss Yourself

Stressed as fuck

Zero Fucks Given

Overworked & Underfucked

Same shit different day

Another fucking birthday another fucking Chin Hair

I'm a fucking unicorn

This Meeting is Shit

I love how I'm less of a disappointment to you than your other kids

Happy Birthday Sister I love you more than you annoy me

I prefer cats to people

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sometimes you forget how awesome you are so this is your reminder

Fifty and fucking fabulous

Sixty and fucking fabulous

Burning candles.. because setting fire to people I fucking hate is frowned upon

Smells like.. freshly signed divorce papers

And she gave no fucks, not a single one and she lived happily ever after

Life is like a penis. Sometimes it's up, sometimes it's down.. but it wont be hard forever

You're a cunt but you're my cunt

I Love My Guncle

My Aunt Is A Bad Influence

Mysterio's Future-Predicting Infant Tees

Born and Raised in Wishabitch Woods

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Honk if You're a Silly Goose

I'm Fine It's Just my Face

Missed the Memo

You're Retiring?? Lazy Fucker Card

It Takes Balls to Get Snipped. Happy Vasectomy Card

Do I Fucking Look Like a People Person Sticker

All Boobs are Good Boobs Sticker

Let's Read Books and Ignore People Magnet

I Have No Idea What The Fuck I'm Doing Magnet

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You Think I'm Sarcastic? You Should Hear The Shit I Keep to Myself Sticker

Good Moms Say Bad Words Sticker

Don’t be a dick. Green tumbler Mug

Dad, thanks for sharing your DNA now we are Both Dicks. Mug

Camel Towing. When it’s wedged in tight we’ll pull it out. Enamel Mug

Fresh out of f*cks

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Favorite Daughter-In-Law Mug

I want to hug you like a pair of mom jeans hugs a camel toe. Mug

Mom, thank you for sharing your DNA. Now, we’re both bitches. Mug

I’m a fucking delight tall white tumbler

Of course I Get Myself Whatever I Want, I Love Her. Glass Tumbler

That’s your party tit mug

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Warning the girls are drinking again short white tumbler

We Are More Than Friends, We Are Like a Really Small Gang. Girl Gang Tumbler

You’re the best friend a person with no friends could ask for. Short White Tumbler

When I met you I thought you were a bitch. pink tumbler Mug

You are my Favorite Bitch to bitch about bitches with. Short White Tumbler

I Never Have... but I Will!

Admin. I’m always right mug with fresh flowers

The only clubs I’m into now are sandwiches Glass tumbler

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Fucking Proud Of You

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I got you this card instead Pregnancy Test Prank

Siblings Were Such Disappointments

Through Thick And Thin

Therapy Body Butter Sugar Scrub

I’m a knotty knotty hooker Glass tumbler

Mom, thank you for raising me to be a proper fucking lady Glass tumbler

Bought This Gay Keychain With My Gay Money Motel Keychain

I’ve Been Killing Them With Kindness Motel Keychain

Not Bossy Just Assertively Correct Motel Keychain

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