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Fuck Off I'm Tired Magnet

Fuck This Shit Magnet

Trust me when I woke up Plan to Be Awesome… shit happens Magnet

Department Of Fuckery Magnet

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Live, Laugh, Love and Go Fuck Yourself Magnet

I tried starting a day without coffee once magnet

I Don't Dwell on my Mistakes, I Have Family For That. Magnet

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions? Magnet

Some people didn’t fall from the stupid tree… They were dragged through the entire Dumbass Forest. Magnet

I Wish For Sudden Explosive Diarrhea Magnet

Fun Fact: If you drink wine fast enough, Fitbit thinks you're running. Magnet

Woke up this morning with a cup of water and a note next to my bed that said, “For Your Hangover.” I took a sip and it was alcohol. Drunk me is an asshole. Magnet

I farted. That’s as close to giving a shit as you’re going to get. Magnet

I Heard What You Did For a Klondike Bar - Call Me. Magnet

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it it’s probably shit. Magnet

I’m not sure how you have your foot in your mouth, head in your ass, and nose in my business, yet here we are, you fucking wizard. Magnet

Ever been so drunk you got hit by a parked car? Magnet

When things seem especially rough, just ask yourself, “Did I shit my pants today?” And if the answer is no, you’re doing alright. Magnet

I’m a Slut for Tacos a Tac-Ho if You Will. Magnet

If you see me talking to myself, do not disturb, I’m having a staff meeting. Magnet

Make Today Your Bitch Air Freshener

Same shit different day Air Fresheners

Runnin' on Coffee and Cuss Words

Classy, Sassy, Smart Assy

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I Need Coffee, A Tattoo

My Life Feels Like A Test Keychain

Living My Best Shitty Life

Manifest That Motel Keychain

Condoms Prevent Minivan Keychain

I Am A Ray Of Fucking Sunshine

I Need A Soy Mocha Vodka Xanax Latte To Go Plz

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Chill The Fuck Out

Currently At The Fuck It Stage Of My Life

I Know I'm Running Fucking Late Key Chain

Head Bitch in Charge

My Other Car Is Your Dad

Positive Vibes Haha JK Motel Keychain in Translucent Pink

Time To Eat Cheese with No Pants On

My therapist and I talk shit about you

Another day ruined by responsibilities

My Head Says Gym, But My Heart Says Tacos Keychain

Car Coaster My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open

Car Coaster Chicken Pot Pie

Car Coaster We Go Together

Car Coaster Yes I Really Do Need All These Plants

Car Coaster Give me Wine

Car Coaster I Am the Friend You Have to Explain

Car Coaster Sorry to Push All Your Buttons

Car Coaster Time to Clean My Purse

Car Coaster Tried to be Normal Once

Fuck It All Leatherette Pocket Journal

Ray Of Fucking Sunshine Golden Leatherette Pocket Journal

People I Want To Punch In The Face Journal

Bitches Get Shit Done Pocket Journal

Old Me Vs New Me Leatherette Pocket Journal

We Need to Talk Nifty Note Pad

WTF Nifty Notes

What The Actual Fuck Large Sticky Notes

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Getting Shit Done Large Sticky Notes

Mood Alert Nifty Note

Self-Care RX Nifty Note

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Just over here Adulting Large Sticky Notes

Apology Nifty Note Pad

Passive Aggressive Nifty Note Pad

You Good? Nifty Note Pad

When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of all the dumb cunts of the world. Notepad

Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Ball Point Engraved Pen

Dumbfuckery Ball Point Engraved Pen

I'm Fine It's Fine Everything Is Fine Ballpoint Engraved Pen

I'm a Fucking Ray of Sunshine

Zero Fucks Given

Employee Of The Fucking Month

Don't Be A Twatwaffle Ballpoint Engraved Pen

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