{"product_id":"no-f-cks-given-2027-5-4-x-6-2-box-calendar","title":"No F*cks Given 2027 5.4\" x 6.2\" Box Calendar","description":"I left my last f*ck in 2027: Get your sh*t together with a daily calendar made for the f*cking new year. The No F*cks Given 2027 Box Calendar is your fairy-f*cking godmother for keeping it real and giving life's bullsh*t the finger. Say goodbye to the mundane and hello to a daily dose of hilarious truth bombs. Do less, survive over thrive, get some snacks, clock some Zzz's, and keep it honest. Oh, and sit up straight dammit. F*ck yeah. It's time to own your sh*t and let profanity guide you through the chaos.\n\nStay on top of every day with the 2027 Daily Box Calendar, designed to keep your schedule organized and your workspace inspired. Featuring daily tear-off pages from January through December 2027, this desktop calendar makes it easy to track appointments, reminders, and important dates at a glance. Compact yet functional at 6.2\" x 5.4\", it’s the perfect desk calendar for home, office, or gift-giving.","brand":"Willow Creek Press \u0026 Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49311553880283,"sku":"63651","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0531\/0427\/9736\/files\/f79be762b369d3ede41896e1509ecfd52c2a4436ed03fc267906c02de0c0970e.jpg?v=1789484499","url":"https:\/\/thetealbox.com\/products\/no-f-cks-given-2027-5-4-x-6-2-box-calendar","provider":"The Teal Box","version":"1.0","type":"link"}