{"product_id":"people-very-bad-would-not-recommend-funny-sarcastic-vinyl","title":"People Very Bad Would Not Recommend","description":"\u003ch3\u003eA painfully accurate review of humanity. This minimalist, rating-style sticker delivers dry sarcasm in a clean, deadpan format that customers instantly get. The familiar “review card” layout makes it highly readable and universally relatable, which helps it sell across a wide range of retail environments. It’s funny without being loud, sarcastic without being offensive — a strong everyday humor piece. Printed on durable, waterproof vinyl for long-term use on laptops, water bottles, notebooks, planners, and work gear. Perfect For • Gift shops \u0026amp; novelty retailers • Bookstores \u0026amp; stationery shops • College town stores • Lifestyle \u0026amp; humor boutiques • Coffee shops \u0026amp; counter displays • Office \u0026amp; work-themed gift sections Details • Premium waterproof vinyl • Semi-gloss finish • Scratch- and fade-resistant • Dishwasher safe (top rack) • Clean die-cut with white border • Available sizes: 2”, 3”, or 4” About the Maker Ozark Sticker Company is a family-run shop creating high-quality vinyl stickers with bold artwork, playful humor, and quick turnaround. Designed and printed in-house.\u003c\/h3\u003e","brand":"Ozark Sticker Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48993433714907,"sku":null,"price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0531\/0427\/9736\/files\/04892f3b9fcf397fdcba46ca3776a33ac270459615fc51436c2e9f8a7068dcc6.jpg?v=1784571014","url":"https:\/\/thetealbox.com\/products\/people-very-bad-would-not-recommend-funny-sarcastic-vinyl","provider":"The Teal Box","version":"1.0","type":"link"}