{"product_id":"you-assholes-tea-towel-funatic","title":"You Assholes Tea Towel | Funatic","description":"Hey look! It’s the unsung hero of the household: you. While everyone else mysteriously forgets how to load a dishwasher or wipe a counter, you’re out here doing it all with a smile. (Or at least a deeply resentful one.)\n\nThis lavender tea towel says what you’re too polite — or too tired — to repeat for the 300th time: “You assholes must be exhausted from watching me do everything.” Featuring a retro-inspired woman in a red bandana, likely smiling through gritted teeth, we’ve never felt so seen.\n\nAt 19” x 25”, it’s big enough to dry dishes, mop up spilled feelings, or just hang on the oven handle like the statement piece it is. Made of 100% soft and absorbent cotton, with a handy hang loop on the back, it’s ready for whatever mess you’re cleaning up next, emotional or otherwise.\n\nPerfect for kitchens, breadbaskets, and households where delegation is just a myth people whisper about.\n\n19\" x 25\"\nHanging Loop on Back\nSilk Screen on 100% Cotton","brand":"Funatic - About Face Designs - Nice Enough Merch Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48727260791003,"sku":"96220026","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0531\/0427\/9736\/files\/9431882a1473458ce9891147d88e1b6a0e12ca9f068c1ac993c856f1d151fdd8.jpg?v=1777486233","url":"https:\/\/thetealbox.com\/products\/you-assholes-tea-towel-funatic","provider":"The Teal Box","version":"1.0","type":"link"}