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Or are we having dranks? I need to dress accordingly. 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Sticker https://thetealbox.com/products/dont-be-shitty-funny-sticker-decal 2026-07-21T12:31:35-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0531/0427/9736/products/401719a0a53c5aa5b529513e41ceef74431a686d92e9373809069e9d3811c1f9.jpg?v=1701703458 Don't Be Shitty Flower Sticker https://thetealbox.com/products/baptizing-a-cat-16x24-tea-towel 2026-07-21T12:31:35-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0531/0427/9736/products/9b0505d8353346c6144ac00a0497a0207e21429781a5c38e80959dde530d2418.jpg?v=1701815358 Telling a woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat. Kitchen Tea Towel https://thetealbox.com/products/from-now-on-when-people-ask-why-im-not-married-zipper-pouch 2026-07-21T12:31:35-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0531/0427/9736/products/e26ff49b788e8c4277dc814d4201658d85692d046e628e54ca224e607bced7ea.jpg?v=1701815676 From now on when people ask why I'm not married, I’ll just say it’s a supply chain issue. 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