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BATH + BODY
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CARDS
DRINKWARE
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KITCHEN + HOME
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STICKERS + BUTTONS + PINS
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WORK
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OTHER SHIT
THE FLOWER BAR
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Chrome Wine Bottle Stopper
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This Bitch Can Bake Spatula
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The Food Has Weed In It Spatula
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Baking Some Shut The Fucupcakes Spatula
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I Bake Cupcakes Spatula
$18.00
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Eat It or Starve
$14.00
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Let's Get Baked Oven Mitts
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Rise & Shine Bitches! Oven Mitt
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I Bake Shit And I Avoid People
$12.00
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Adulting Is Bullshit Potholders
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Fuckity Fuck Fuck Potholders
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When In Doubt Pull It Out
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Rise And Shine Bitches!
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I Rub My Own Meat Funny Aprons
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Fuckity Fuck Fuck Apron
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Pack of 2 Sunflower Field Tea Towels
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Procrastination is a good thing
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I'm just a mom standing in front of my kid's room
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I keep the subtitles on because sometimes I'm just snackin' too loud.
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They Should Put More Wine In A Bottle
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Husband said calm down
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*Medium Chunky Salsa* Me too, salsa. Me too. Kitchen Tea Towel
$14.00
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Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to use. You measure that shit with your heart. Kitchen Tea Towel
$14.00
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Part of me says, “I should stop drinking like this.” But the other part of me says, “Don’t listen to her. She’s drunk.” Kitchen Tea Towel
$14.00
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I love Bacon because you can wrap it around everything. It is basically the duct tape of food. Kitchen Tea Towel
$14.00
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Thank you, Craft Beer Breweries, for making my drinking problem seem like a neat hobby. Kitchen Tea Towel
$14.00
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Are we having drinks? Or are we having dranks? I need to dress accordingly. Kitchen Tea Towel
$14.00
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I don’t know the secret to happiness, but I tell you what - I’ve never been sad at a Mexican restaurant. Kitchen Tea Towel
$14.00
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Eat a salad they said, it’s healthy. You know what never gets recalled? Pie. Team pie. Kitchen Tea Towel
$14.00
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I love it when my pet sighs. It’s like, “What ails you my furry little freeloader?” Kitchen Tea Towel
$14.00
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Beware of the dog. The cat is shady as hell also. Kitchen Tea Towel
$14.00
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Dumbfuckery Tea Towel
$14.00
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I'm outdoorsy in that I like drinking on patios. Kitchen Tea Towel
$10.00
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Way too many of our stories end with, “and that’s why we can never go back there.” Kitchen Tea Towel
$10.00
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Try My New Recipe, They’re Shut The Fucupcakes. Kitchen Tea Towel
$10.00
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May your teeth be as white as your dance moves. Kitchen Tea Towel
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I still don't know what a wine stopper is for. Kitchen Tea Towel
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So Are We Eating Our Feelings or Drinking Them? Kitchen Tea Towel
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My housekeeping style is best described as there appears to have been a struggle. Kitchen Tea Towel
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My Spirit Animal Is A Fat Raccoon Trying To Get Into a Dumpster. Kitchen Tea Towel
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If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink… You're an amateur and we can't be friends. Kitchen Tea Towel
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Having A Daughter Is Like Having A Broke Best Friend Who Thinks You’re Rich. Kitchen Tea Towel
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We Treat You Like Family Tea Towel
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Telling a woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat. Kitchen Tea Towel
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Giraffe - Pop up Sponge
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Wise Woman Swedish Dishcloth
$9.00
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Fun Cow in Sun Swedish Dishcloth
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Owl Friends Swedish Dishcloth
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I Love Camping Swedish Dishcloth
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Coffee Swedish Dishcloth
$9.00
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Cows on Apple Green Swedish Dishcloth
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Dogs Swedish Dishcloth
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Fungi on White Swedish Dishcloth
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Herbs Swedish Dishcloth
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Little Chickens Swedish Dishcloth
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Red Hearts Swedish Dishcloth
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Pineapples Swedish Dishcloth
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Sea Turtles Swedish Dishcloth
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Sunflowers Swedish Dishcloth
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Don't make me use my teacher voice
$6.00
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Are You Drunk?
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I Can't Wait To Retire So I Can Get Up At 6 O'clock In The Morning And Go Drive Around Really Slow And Make Everybody Late For Work
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“That candle smells like Fireball” “Us non-alcoholics like to call that cinnamon, Becky”
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Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for 11 minutes.
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Fun Fact: If you refill a wine glass before it’s empty, it still counts as one glass.
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Listen, if drunk me said or did something, you gotta take it up with drunk me. Don’t come at sober me because we weren’t there. We don’t know what happened…
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Anyone getting to the point where it would be OK if Jolene came and took your man?
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I don’t mind coming to work, but waiting 8 hours to go home is bullshit.
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HR said I’m not allowed to make up names for my coworkers. I hope Frankie Fuckface is fucking happy now…
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes… She hugged me.
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Let me check my Giveashitometer. Nope, nothing.
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Sometimes I look at people and think “Really? That’s the sperm that won?”
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My kid is turning out just like me, well played, karma. Well-played.
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Me: I love the swim-up bar at this resort! Husband: You’re in the bath and you’re drunk again
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When someone tells me I look familiar, I tell them, “I do porn.”
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