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ACCESSORIES
APPAREL
ASTROLOGY
BABY + KIDS
BATH + BODY
CANDLES
CARDS
DRINKWARE
FOOD + DRINK
FOR THE CAR
KITCHEN + HOME
PENS + PAPER + BOOKS
PETS
PUZZLES + GAMES
STICKERS + BUTTONS + PINS
SIGNS + MAGNETS
WORK
ALL THE SASSY STUFF
OTHER SHIT
THE FLOWER BAR
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When someone tells me I look familiar, I tell them, “I do porn.”
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Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.
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At my funeral take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it at the crowd to see who is next.
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I didn’t wear earrings for a long time and the holes closed. Now I’m worried about my vagina.
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Mr. Rogers did not adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood
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My ability to remember song lyrics from the 80s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen.
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You know you’re getting old anytime you’re entering your DOB with a smartphone you get to the year and you have to spin that bitch like you’re on Wheel of Fortune
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Overall, I love you more than I want to strangle you.
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Most people can’t tell if I’m being sincere or a smartass. It’s kind of a gift.
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And then one day we decided we were tired of sleeping in & doing whatever we wanted in a clean house, so we had kids.
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I wish I had more Middle Fingers
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I’ve reached that age where my brain goes from “You probably shouldn’t say that.” to “What the hell, let’s see what happens.”
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I just fired myself from cleaning the house. I don’t like my attitude & I got caught drinking on the job.
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Wife: “I’m Pissed!” Husband: “Again or still?”
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Find a man who strokes your hair and says how soft it is and doesn’t even care that it’s on your legs.
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I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got distracted on my way back, have no idea what’s going on and now I have to pee.
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This whole “kill them with Kindness” thing is taking way longer than anticipated
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Sometimes I stare at my husband when he isn’t looking and I think to myself, wow… He is one lucky son of a bitch.
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Concrete Trinket Tray
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High as Hell Metal Tray
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You Are Loved
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It's A Good Day Trinket Tray
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LOVE- Large Rectangle Trinket Tray
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You Are So Loved Darling
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Mom Flower Garden
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Weed small Planter
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Boho Concrete Planter
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