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Mom, thank you for raising me to be a proper fucking lady Glass tumbler
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The baddest bitch I know, I love you mom Glass tumbler
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Bought This Gay Keychain With My Gay Money Motel Keychain
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Telling a woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat. Kitchen Tea Towel
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Do Not Get Your Hopes Up. Gift Bag
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Mom, thank you for sharing your DNA. Now, we’re both BADASS bitches. Mug
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