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I'm Extra AF Button

In Plants We Trust One Button

Woke Up Gay Again Button

Let's Get One Thing Straight I'm Not

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If I died & went straight to hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn’t at work anymore.

A Large Group of People is Called a No Thanks

Don't Be Shitty Mug

I Like Pretty Things & the word Fuck

Look Who's All Grown Up And Ready For A Colonoscopy

Nosey Little Fucker Aren't You

I Sprinkle Fuck In Every Sentence Like It's Parsley

Fresh Outta Fucks Shot Glass

I'll have what the guy on the floor Shot Glass

Just A Girl Who Loves Peckers Shot Glass

Ray Of Fucking Sunshine Shot Glass

What Up, Slut Shot Glass

Being Cremated Is My Last Hope For a Smoking Body

Instead of a Grandchild May I Interest You In a Plant

Warning Girls Are Drinking Again

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A Wise Woman Once Said Fuck This Shit!

Banned From Mom Groups

I Just Dropped My New Single. It's Me. I'm Single.

I Used To Be Married But I'm Better Now

Mom Balls (When Someone Tries To Mess With Your Kid!)

Pretending To Be Polite Is So Exhausting

She's A Ten, But She Hits Every Curb

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Thick And Tired

I Believe in Holding Grudges I’ll Heal in Hell Mug

3" Feels Like 8 When You Are Think You’re In Love mug

The Good Shit Tumbler

YeeHaw Bitches Tumbler

It's a Throat Punch Kind Of Day

Everything Is Fine

My favorite position? CEO. Mug

Does it look like I Rise & Shine? Mug

I Don’t Remember what I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up But I’m Sure it Wasn’t a Sarcastic Bitch with a Plant Hoarding Problem Mug

Behind every bad bitch mug

Cup only half full new bra Mug

Every weekend I say Susan white tumbler

Fucker in charge of all you fucking fucks white tumbler

I love cocktails. Wine Tumbler

Chocolate, Wine, Men: Some Things Are Just Better Rich

Anti-Bitch Serum Stainless Steel Travel Wine Tumbler

I’m One Glass Away From Bringing Up Shit From Three Years Ago Stainless-Steel Tumbler

Tears of my Students

Just An Old Ho Carrying On

I Used To Care, But I Take A Pill For That Now

Calm Your Tits Mug

Fukitol Skinny Tumbler

I know I’m your Favorite Employee I mean look around. Mug

Shit Show Supervisor. See also: Miracle worker, superhero. Mug

Thirsty Little Fucker Wine Glass

Because Kids Wine Glass

Because Husbands

"Wine Because It's Not Good To Keep Things Bottled Up" Wine glass

Born and Raised in Wishabitch Woods

Missed the Memo

Golden Years My Ass. Flask

My anxiety is chronic but This Ass is Iconic Slim Koozie

Everybody Chill, Dad is on the Grill Koozie

I’m Going To Hell In Every Religion Koozie

I used to be cool, now I’m a Tiny person’s snack bitch Koozie

A Friend with Weed is a Friend Indeed Koozie

When one door closes and another door opens, you’re probably in prison. Koozie

Beer is the answer, I forgot the question. Koozie

Camping solves most of my problems beer solves the rest. Koozie

I don’t get drunk, I just get more classy and more fun. Koozie

I love drunk me but I don't trust her. Slim Koozie

Like a Good Neighbor Stay Over There. Slim Koozie

If stupid could fly you’d be a jet. Koozie

You look like something I drew with my left hand. Koozie

I’d like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me. Koozie

So who is this “Moderation” everyone keeps telling me to drink with? Koozie

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