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BATH + BODY
CANDLES
CARDS
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KITCHEN + HOME
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OTHER SHIT
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Saying, “and shit” after anything can make it sound gangster. For example: “I like to clip coupons and shit.” Zipper Pouch
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I always carry a knife in my purse. You know, in case of cheesecake or something. Zipper Pouch
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I used to be cool. Now I’m a tiny person’s snack bitch. Zipper Pouch
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The adult version of Head, shoulders, knees, and toes, is “Wallet, glasses, keys, and phone.” Zipper Pouch
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I couldn't decide if I wanted bangs or not, so I cut bangs for my daughter and she looks just awful. Really dodged a bullet there. Zipper Pouch
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