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F-Bomb Mom, Sprinkle That Shit Like Confetti Ladies' Crew Socks

Thanks for always putting up with..

Bye Asshole Rainbow

It's Way Too Peopley Outside

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Happy Fucking Birthday

I Didnt Give You The Finger

I Checked My Receipt

brass cuff bracelet with "best fucking bitches" inscribed on the inside

Best Fucking Bitches

Building My Dad Bod One Beer At A Time Men's Crew Socks

Don't F*cking Panic

F-Bomb Kind Of Mom

I Still Don't Know What A Wine Stopper

Fresh out of f*cks

This Is For The Women Who Don't Give A F*ck

Destroy the Patriarchy Not the Planet Women's Crew Socks

I'm Outdoorsy Cotton Hand Towel

Ray of Fucking Sunshine

Blue Balls Men's Crew Socks

Prizes In Your Tampon Box Zipper Pouch

Part of Me Says I Can't Keep Drinking

I See More Private Parts Than a Hooker Women's Crew Socks

I'm A Shitty Housewife Funny Dish Towel

I'm A Ray Of Fucking Sunshine

Fresh out of F..ks Ladies' Novelty Crew Socks

Hocus Fucking Pocus

F**k You You F..king F**k

Someone's Snack Bitch Zipper Pouch

I'm Into Fitness

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FFFFFFUUUUCCCCCKKK Men's Novelty Crew Socks

Me Too Salsa Me too Tea Towel

100% unbleached cotton dish towel that reads "I love bacon because you can wrap it around everything. It's basically the duct tape of food"

Bacon is basically the duct tape of food

Exhale the bullshit

canvas zipper pouch with "better late than never" writing and a tampon image

Better late than never zipper pouch

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Same shit different day

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I'm Sorry Did I Roll My Eyes Out Loud

Don't Be A Prick

Do I look like a people person

It's Too Peopley Outside Sticker

Everything Is Fine

I don't like you either

Stick A Boob In Me I'm Done

It's all fucking bullshit

Tired Personality

2022 Same S*** Different Year

Just pretending to be organized

Add humor to someone's 40th Birthday with this "your hips don't lie, and they're asking for joint cream" card

40th Birthday Your Hips Don't Lie

It's Not Resting Bitch Face I Just Don't Like You

A Wise Woman Once Said

F-Bomb Single Serve

Hello Mother Fuckers Funny Banana Sticker Decal

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cloth dish towel reading "telling a woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat"

Baptizing A Cat

Runnin' on coffee + cuss words

Itty Bitty Titty Committee Sticker

I Sprinkle Fuck In Every Sentence Like It's Parsley Sticker

Canvas zipper pouch reading "baby crap I used to be fun"

Baby Crap Zipper Pouches

Succ It Sticker

Coffee over cardio back AF pumpkin spice ground coffee

May your teeth be as white

Don't Be Shitty Rainbow Sticker

Like a blackjack dealer

black and white chance of sarcasm 100% sticker

Chance of Sarcasm 100%

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