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F-Bomb Mom, Sprinkle That Shit Like Confetti Ladies' Crew Socks

Bye Asshole Rainbow

It's Way Too Peopley Outside

Happy Fucking Birthday

I Didnt Give You The Finger

I Checked My Receipt

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brass cuff bracelet with "best fucking bitches" inscribed on the inside

Best Fucking Bitches

Don't F*cking Panic

I'm a Ray of Fuckin' Sunshine

F-Bomb Kind Of Mom

I Still Don't Know What A Wine Stopper

Fresh out of f*cks

This Is For The Women Who Don't Give A F*ck

Don't Let a Recipe Tell You

Blue Balls Men's Crew Socks

Here We Fucking Go Again

Prizes In Your Tampon Box Zipper Pouch

Part of Me Says I Can't Keep Drinking

I See More Private Parts Than a Hooker Women's Crew Socks

I'm A Ray Of Fucking Sunshine

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Fresh out of F..ks Ladies' Novelty Crew Socks

F**k You You F..king F**k

Someone's Snack Bitch Zipper Pouch

FFFFFFUUUUCCCCCKKK Men's Novelty Crew Socks

Me Too Salsa Me too Tea Towel

100% unbleached cotton dish towel that reads "I love bacon because you can wrap it around everything. It's basically the duct tape of food"

Bacon is basically the duct tape of food

Exhale the bullshit

canvas zipper pouch with "better late than never" writing and a tampon image

Better late than never zipper pouch

classy sassy and a bit smart assy red blue and yellow socks

Classy Sassy and a Little Bad Assy

Same shit different day

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Are we having drinks

OMG No One Cares

Black and white sticker but did you die?

But Did You Die?

I'm Sorry Did I Roll My Eyes Out Loud

Don't Be A Prick

Do I look like a people person

Everything Is Fine

I don't like you either

Stick A Boob In Me I'm Done

I'm Not Great At Advice

It's all fucking bullshit

Tired Personality

Just pretending to be organized

Add humor to someone's 40th Birthday with this "your hips don't lie, and they're asking for joint cream" card

40th Birthday Your Hips Don't Lie

Wishstrings bracelet on card reading "you will always be my friend, you know too much"

Always be my friend

canvas zipper pouch "saying, and shit after anything can make it sound gangster. for example: I like to clip coupons and shit.

Clip Coupons And Shit Zipper Pouch

Nosey Little Fucker Aren't You

A Wise Woman Once Said

Hello Mother Fuckers Funny Banana Sticker

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Runnin' on coffee + cuss words

Itty Bitty Titty Committee Sticker

I just grabbed the milk from the fridge

Condoms Prevent Minivan Keychain

I Sprinkle Fuck In Every Sentence Like It's Parsley

Canvas zipper pouch reading "baby crap I used to be fun"

Baby Crap Zipper Pouches

I Rub My Own Meat

Succ It Sticker

Shit my Patients Say Journal

Coffee over cardio back AF pumpkin spice ground coffee

Girl You're Thicker Than a Bowl Sticker

Don't Be Shitty Rainbow Sticker

Calm Your Tits Sticker

Fuck Fuckity Fuck Fuck Sticker

Find Out Sticker

Always late but worth the wait

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So are we eating our feelings

Have A Cracking Birthday

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Coffee Takes The Bitch Right Out Of Me

Go Away Unless You Have Tacos

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