KEEP IT SASSY

Not Birthday Gift Bag

$8.00

Old People Like Mail

$5.00

One Place Gift Card Holder

$3.00

Own Gift Gift Card Holder

'Fancy Gift' Gift Bag

$8.00

And, You're Welcome Gift Card Holder

$3.00

I'm a Fucking Ray of Sunshine

$8.00

I'm a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Magnet

$5.00

People. Am I right? Magnet

$5.00

Zero Fucks Given

$8.00

Realizing it's Wednesday

$14.00

Teacher Small Planter

$12.00

Thirsty Bitch Planter

$14.00

Pot Head Large Planter

$14.00

Crazy Plant Lady Large Planter

$14.00

Sarcastic Planter

$14.00

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I Am A Ray Of F*cking Sunshine

$20.00

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Holy Sh*t, You're old!

$20.00

Bossy As F*ck Pencil Set

$8.00

Calm Your Tits Pink Pencil Set.

$2.00

Department of F*ckery

$2.00

Don't Be a D*ck Pencil Set

$8.00

Employee Of The Month

My Plants and I Keychain

$10.00

Need A Go*damn Nap Keychain

$10.00

Plant Slut Sticker

$4.00

Vintage Birthday Card

$5.00

You Don't Need A Uterus

$5.00

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Baking Some Shut The Fucupcakes Spatula

$13.00

Bourbon Rocks Glass

$14.00

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Car Coaster Dating after 40

$4.00

Car Coaster Duct Tape

$4.00

Car Coaster Everything's Fine

$4.00

Car Coaster Friendships Drink

$4.00

Car Coaster I Don't Like Morning People

$4.00

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Car Coaster I Run on Caffeine & Sarcasm

$4.00

Car Coaster I'm Not Bossy

$4.00

Car Coaster People Who Reply with Sarcasm

$4.00

Car Coaster Silence is Golden

$4.00

Car Coaster To me, essential oils

$4.00

Car Coaster We Go Together

$4.00

Chicken Pot Pie Oven Mitt

$13.00

Don't Talk To Me Unless It's About Plants Sticker

$4.00

Feelings I Was Trying To Avoid Rocks Glass

$14.00

For Fucks Sake Funny Napkins

$8.00

Grab Life by the beans coffee scoop

$9.00

Fuck Enamel Pin

$7.00

High as Hell Metal Tray

$15.00

It's Better to Arrive Late Keychain

$10.00

I Bake Cupcakes Spatula

$13.00

I Like My Butt Rubbed Oven Mitt

$13.00

I love you more than the dog

$5.00

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I'll Unpack This In Therapy Pin

$10.00

I'm Not Perfect But My Lashes Are

$8.00

Is It Friday Yet Sleep Mask

$10.00

Lookin' Sharp Pin

$10.00

Manifest That Shit Enamel Pin

$7.00

Manifest That Shit Sleep Mask

$10.00

Neato Burrito Enamel Pin

$10.00

Oh Fuck! - Lined Notebook

$8.00

Having A Daughter Is Like

$10.00

And Here We Fucking Go Again..

$18.00

I Fucking Love Your Face

$18.00

I Love Your Personality (Those Boobs Are A Huge Bonus Tho..)

$18.00

Look At You Buying A House & Shit

$18.00

Look At You Getting A New Job & Shit

$18.00

Look At You Getting Married & Shit

$18.00

What The Actual Fuck

$18.00

You're Awesome (Keep That Shit Up)

$18.00

You're My Favorite Bitch...

$18.00

You're My Favorite Thing To Do

$18.00