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ASTROLOGY
BABY + KIDS
BATH + BODY
CANDLES
CARDS
DRINKWARE
FOOD + DRINK
FOR THE CAR
KITCHEN + HOME
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STICKERS + BUTTONS + PINS
SIGNS + MAGNETS
WORK
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OTHER SHIT
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Most people can’t tell if I’m being sincere or a smartass. It’s kind of a gift.
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Me: I love the swim-up bar at this resort! Husband: You’re in the bath and you’re drunk again
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At my funeral take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it at the crowd to see who is next.
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Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.
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I just fired myself from cleaning the house. I don’t like my attitude & I got caught drinking on the job.
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And then one day we decided we were tired of sleeping in & doing whatever we wanted in a clean house, so we had kids.
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I wish I had more Middle Fingers
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Wife: I’m Pissed! Husband: “Again or still?”
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I’ve reached that age where my brain goes from You Probably shouldn't say that
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Teacher: “Name a book that made you cry.” Me: Algebra
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I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got distracted on my way back, have no idea what’s going on and now I have to pee.
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This whole “kill them with Kindness” thing is taking way longer than anticipated
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Find a man who strokes your hair and says how soft it is and doesn’t even care that it’s on your legs.
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Sometimes I stare at my husband when he isn’t looking and I think to myself, wow… He is one lucky son of a bitch.
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I Can't Wait To Retire So I Can Get Up At 6 O'clock In The Morning And Go Drive Around Really Slow And Make Everybody Late For Work
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I still don't understand what a wine stopper is for
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Try My New Recipe, They’re Shut The Fucupcakes. Kitchen Tea Towel
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Are we having drinks? Or are we having dranks? I need to dress accordingly. Kitchen Tea Towel
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Thank you, Craft Beer Breweries, for making my drinking problem seem like a neat hobby. Kitchen Tea Towel
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I love Bacon because you can wrap it around everything. It is basically the duct tape of food. Kitchen Tea Towel
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Part of me says, I should stop drinking like this. But the other part of me says, “Don’t listen to her. She’s drunk.” Kitchen Tea Towel
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Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to use. You measure that shit with your heart. Kitchen Tea Towel
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Beware of the dog. The cat is shady as hell also. Kitchen Tea Towel
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I'm outdoorsy in that I like drinking on patios. Kitchen Tea Towel
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Medium Chunky Salsa Me too, salsa. Me too. Kitchen Tea Towel
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If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink… You're an amateur and we can't be friends. Kitchen Tea Towel
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I don’t know the secret to happiness, but I tell you what - I’ve never been sad at a Mexican restaurant. Kitchen Tea Towel
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My Spirit Animal Is A Fat Raccoon Trying To Get Into a Dumpster. Kitchen Tea Towel
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Way too many of our stories end with, “and that’s why we can never go back there.” Kitchen Tea Towel
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Eat a salad they said, it’s healthy. You know what never gets recalled? Kitchen Tea Towel
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I keep the subtitles on because sometimes I'm just snackin' too loud.
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Husband said calm down
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Smells like.. freshly signed divorce papers Candle
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A Wise Woman once said “fuck this shit” and she lived happily ever after
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I Hope We Are Friends until we die… and then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people!
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