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Cancer, You Picked The Wrong Bitch

Plant Slut Candle

Smells like.. freshly signed divorce papers Candle

Fucking Quitter -Oops I Mean- Happy Retirement!

I Never Dreamed I'd Grow Up To Be An Asshole but Here I am Killing it

The Dog Has Been Fed, Don’t Listen to His Bullshit

You're Not Hungry, You're Just Stoned - Magnet

I'm a goddamn genius - Magnet

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Doing my fucking best - Magnet

I'm a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Magnet

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Magnet

I Have No Idea What The Fuck I'm Doing Magnet

Fuck Off I'm Tired Magnet

Fuck This Shit Magnet

Some people didn’t fall from the stupid tree… They were dragged through the entire Dumbass Forest. Magnet

Woke up this morning with a cup of water and a note next to my bed that said, “For Your Hangover.” I took a sip and it was alcohol. Drunk me is an asshole. Magnet

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I Heard What You Did For a Klondike Bar - Call Me. Magnet

I’m not sure how you have your foot in your mouth, head in your ass, and nose in my business, yet here we are, you fucking wizard. Magnet

Ever been so drunk you got hit by a parked car? Magnet

I’m a Slut for Tacos a Tac-Ho if You Will. Magnet

If you see me talking to myself, do not disturb, I’m having a staff meeting. Magnet

Make Today Your Bitch Air Freshener

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Same shit different day Air Fresheners

Classy, Sassy, Smart Assy

My Life Feels Like A Test Keychain

Living My Best Shitty Life

Manifest That Motel Keychain

I Am A Ray Of Fucking Sunshine

I Need A Soy Mocha Vodka Xanax Latte To Go Plz

Currently At The Fuck It Stage Of My Life

I Know I'm Running Fucking Late Key Chain

Time To Eat Cheese with No Pants On

My therapist and I talk shit about you

Another day ruined by responsibilities

My Head Says Gym, But My Heart Says Tacos Keychain

Make The Yuletide Gay Candle

Ray Of Fucking Sunshine Golden Leatherette Pocket Journal

People I Want To Punch In The Face Journal

Bitches Get Shit Done Pocket Journal

We Need to Talk Nifty Note Pad

Merry Pot Leaf Ornament

It’s the Most Terrible Time Of The Year

Self-Care RX Nifty Note

You Good? Nifty Note Pad

Lit as a Mother Ornament

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Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Ball Point Engraved Pen

Dumbfuckery Ball Point Engraved Pen

I'm Fine It's Fine Everything Is Fine Ballpoint Engraved Pen

I'm a Fucking Ray of Sunshine

Employee Of The Fucking Month

Don't Be A Twatwaffle Ballpoint Engraved Pen

Aquarius Pen Set

Capricorn Pen Set

Sagittarius Pen Set

Wine Lovers Pen Set

Welcome to The Shit Show

Don't Be an Asshole

The Future is Female

The (Very Passive Aggressive) Office Lingo Pen Set

Fresh Out Of Fucks Ballpoint

IDK IDC IDGAF Ballpoint

Welcome To This Shitshow Ballpoint

Stressed as fuck

Overworked & Underfucked

Let's Just Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum

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Punch Today in the Face

Abstinence Impairs your vision

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