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Eat a salad they said, it’s healthy. You know what never gets recalled? Kitchen Tea Towel

$14.00

I keep the subtitles on because sometimes I'm just snackin' too loud.

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They Should Put More Wine In A Bottle

$14.00

Husband said calm down

$14.00

I Bake Shit And I Avoid People

$14.00

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The Food Has Weed In It Spatula

$18.00

Baking Some Shut The Fucupcakes Spatula

$18.00

I Am A Ray Of Fucking Sunshine

$22.00

You're Like Really Hard To Shop For

$22.00

Holy Shit, You're Old!

$22.00

Smells like Retirement

$22.00

My Last Fuck

$22.00

Adulting, Would Not Recommend

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Good Luck Finding Better Co-Workers Than Us

$22.00

Merry AF

$14.00

Too Cute for Ugly Sweaters

$14.00

Dear Sister Candle

$22.00

Cancer, You Picked The Wrong Bitch

$22.00

Plant Slut Candle

$22.00

Smells like.. freshly signed divorce papers Candle

$22.00

Fucking Quitter -Oops I Mean- Happy Retirement!

$20.00

I Never Dreamed I'd Grow Up To Be An Asshole but Here I am Killing it

$20.00

The Dog Has Been Fed, Don’t Listen to His Bullshit

$20.00

Plant Mom

$20.00

Seriously. Flush The Fucking Toilet

$20.00

Pull Your Shit Together - Magnet

$6.00

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You're Not Hungry, You're Just Stoned - Magnet

$6.00

I'm a goddamn genius - Magnet

$6.00

Doing my fucking best - Magnet

$6.00

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I'm a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Magnet

$6.00

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Magnet

$6.00

I Have No Idea What The Fuck I'm Doing Magnet

$6.00

Kitchen Sex Magnet

$6.00

Fuck Off I'm Tired Magnet

$6.00

Fuck This Shit Magnet

$6.00

Department Of Fuckery Magnet

$6.00

I Don't Dwell on my Mistakes, I Have Family For That. Magnet

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Some people didn’t fall from the stupid tree… They were dragged through the entire Dumbass Forest. Magnet

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I Wish For Sudden Explosive Diarrhea Magnet

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Woke up this morning with a cup of water and a note next to my bed that said, “For Your Hangover.” I took a sip and it was alcohol. Drunk me is an asshole. Magnet

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I Heard What You Did For a Klondike Bar - Call Me. Magnet

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Love is like a fart. If you have to force it it’s probably shit. Magnet

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I’m not sure how you have your foot in your mouth, head in your ass, and nose in my business, yet here we are, you fucking wizard. Magnet

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Ever been so drunk you got hit by a parked car? Magnet

$6.00

I’m a Slut for Tacos a Tac-Ho if You Will. Magnet

$6.00

If you see me talking to myself, do not disturb, I’m having a staff meeting. Magnet

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Make Today Your Bitch Air Freshener

$7.00

Same shit different day Air Fresheners

$7.00

Fuck Right Off

$10.00

Runnin' on Coffee and Cuss Words

$10.00

Classy, Sassy, Smart Assy

$10.00

My Life Feels Like A Test Keychain

$10.00

Living My Best Shitty Life

$10.00

Manifest That Motel Keychain

$10.00

I Am A Ray Of Fucking Sunshine

$10.00

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Plant Lady

$10.00

I Need A Soy Mocha Vodka Xanax Latte To Go Plz

$10.00

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Chill The Fuck Out

$10.00

Currently At The Fuck It Stage Of My Life

$10.00

I Know I'm Running Fucking Late Key Chain

$10.00

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Head Bitch in Charge

$10.00

Positive Vibes Haha JK Motel Keychain in Translucent Pink

$10.00

Time To Eat Cheese with No Pants On

$10.00

My therapist and I talk shit about you

$10.00

Another day ruined by responsibilities

$10.00

My Head Says Gym, But My Heart Says Tacos Keychain

$10.00

Make The Yuletide Gay Candle

$22.00

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Fuck It All Leatherette Pocket Journal

Ray Of Fucking Sunshine Golden Leatherette Pocket Journal

$12.00

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People I Want To Punch In The Face Journal

$12.00

Bitches Get Shit Done Pocket Journal

$12.00

Your Gift Tags

$6.00

We Need to Talk Nifty Note Pad

$8.00