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CARDS
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KITCHEN + HOME
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WORK
ALL THE SASSY STUFF
OTHER SHIT
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Chill The Fuck Out Incense
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Light Up, Get Down Incense
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Seahawks Are On Door Mat
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I Don't Need Anger Management
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I Hate When the Voices
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You Are My Sunshine Wood Sign
$20.00
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A Wise Woman once said “fuck this shit” and she lived happily ever after
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Caution Kids Bathroom Wood Sign
$20.00
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I Hope We Are Friends until we die… and then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people!
$20.00
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I Hope There Are Days Wood Sign
$30.00
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When My Children Are Grown Wood Sign
$60.00
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Floral Bug Diamond Painting Kit
$24.00
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Puppy Diamond Painting Kit
$24.00
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Yas Queen Diamond Painting Kit
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Diamond Painting Tool Pack
$12.00
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Cobble Stone Diamond Painting Kit
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Best Bitches Photo Frame
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I Fucking Love My Dog Photo Frame
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My Favourite Asshole Photo Frame
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Fresh Out of fucks Pot Holders
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Welcome To The Shitshow Potholder
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I Bake Shit And I Avoid People
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When In Doubt Pull It Out
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Rise And Shine Bitches!
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This Bitch Can Bake Spatula
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The Food Has Weed In It Spatula
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Baking Some Shut The Fucupcakes Spatula
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Kitchen Spatulas
$15.00
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Wooden Spoons
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Stir Crazy Spoon Rest
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Deserves A Slow Clap Spoon Rest
$14.00
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Hot mess spoon rest
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Fuckity Fuck Fuck Apron
$30.00
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I keep the subtitles on because sometimes I'm just snackin' too loud.
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I'm just a mom standing in front of my kids room Tea Towels
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They Should Put More Wine In A Bottle
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Husband said calm down
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Medium Chunky Salsa Me too, salsa. Me too. Kitchen Tea Towel
$14.00
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Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to use. You measure that shit with your heart. Kitchen Tea Towel
$14.00
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Part of me says, I should stop drinking like this. But the other part of me says, “Don’t listen to her. She’s drunk.” Kitchen Tea Towel
$14.00
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I love Bacon because you can wrap it around everything. It is basically the duct tape of food. Kitchen Tea Towel
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Thank you, Craft Beer Breweries, for making my drinking problem seem like a neat hobby. Kitchen Tea Towel
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Are we having drinks? Or are we having dranks? I need to dress accordingly. Kitchen Tea Towel
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I don’t know the secret to happiness, but I tell you what - I’ve never been sad at a Mexican restaurant. Kitchen Tea Towel
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Eat a salad they said, it’s healthy. You know what never gets recalled? Kitchen Tea Towel
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I love it when my pet sighs. It’s like, “What ails you my furry little freeloader?” Kitchen Tea Towel
$14.00
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Beware of the dog. The cat is shady as hell also. Kitchen Tea Towel
$14.00
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I'm outdoorsy in that I like drinking on patios. Kitchen Tea Towel
$10.00
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Way too many of our stories end with, “and that’s why we can never go back there.” Kitchen Tea Towel
$10.00
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Try My New Recipe, They’re Shut The Fucupcakes. Kitchen Tea Towel
$10.00
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So Are We Eating Our Feelings or Drinking Them? Kitchen Tea Towel
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My Spirit Animal Is A Fat Raccoon Trying To Get Into a Dumpster. Kitchen Tea Towel
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If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink… You're an amateur and we can't be friends. Kitchen Tea Towel
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I'm Not Great At Advice Can I Interest You In A Sarcastic Comment Tea Towel
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Apparently when someone says get a grip
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I'm A Shitty Housewife dish towel
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Having A Daughter Is Like Having A Broke Best Friend Who Thinks You’re Rich. Kitchen Tea Towel
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We Treat You Like Family Tea Towel
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BEFORE I GET BACK IN SHAPE TEA TOWEL
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