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Most people can’t tell if I’m being sincere or a smartass. It’s kind of a gift.

I wish I had more Middle Fingers

I’ve reached that age where my brain goes from You Probably shouldn't say that

I just fired myself from cleaning the house. I don’t like my attitude & I got caught drinking on the job.

Find a man who strokes your hair and says how soft it is and doesn’t even care that it’s on your legs.

I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got distracted on my way back, have no idea what’s going on and now I have to pee.

This whole “kill them with Kindness” thing is taking way longer than anticipated

Wooden Plant Markers

Seedy MF Small Planter

It's A Good Day Trinket Tray

LOVE- Large Rectangle Trinket Tray

Shit I Don't Want To Lose Trinket Tray

Best Bitches Trinket Tray

Ray of Fucking Sunshine Smiley Face Trinket Tray

Plant Slut Candle

You Make The World A Better Place Trinkey tray

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Grill Master Tea Towel

Suck It Tea Towel

This Home Is Built On Love Embroidery Kit

A Wise Woman Once Said Fuck This Shit Candle

I'm Just Like Other Mums candle

Color Grow Kits

In Every Relationship There Is One Person Who Stacks The Dishwasher

Me at work: I don’t think I get enough credit for the fact that I do all of this sober

Ive got PMS, OCD, and ADD

Chicken pot pie

This Bitch Can Bake Apron

Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Apron

Look at me. Getting all married and shit. Cocktail Napkins

My body asked for water funny and sassy Cocktail Napkins

What's in the bottle? Just some water

I Hope Your New Neighbors Aren't Jerks Wine Label.

It's All Shits & Giggles Sign

What if a soy latte is just a regular latte

I Bake Cupcakes And Say Fuck A Lot Spatula

This Bitch Can Bake Spatula

Chill Girl Era Metal Tray

Kiss The Cook Serving Tray

Show Supervisor Apron

Rainbow Spiral Suncatcher Wind Chime

Chakra Garden Spinner

Live, Laugh, Fuck Off Tea Towel

Meowdy Partner Embroidery Kit

Shut The Fuck Up Cakes Tea Towel

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Feed All you Fuckers Oven Mitt

Hot Shit Oven Mitt

Parsley Sage Rosemary and Fuck Off Oven Mitt

Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt

The Food Has Weed In It Oven Mitt

Fucking Delicious Oven Mitt

Fuck List Wood Sign

Deserves A Slow Clap Spoon Rest

Send Dip Pics Bowl w/ Spreader

Tastes Better Than Salad Spatula

Most People Have Ah-Ha Moments

I May Be A Bad Influence But Funny

You Drink Too Much You Cuss TooMuch Cotton Hand Towel

My Favorite Salad Oven Mitt

Meat Mitt Oven Mitt

5pm Love 7pm Fuck This

Send Noods Tea Towel

We Meet Again You Dirty Bastards

Give Us This Day Our Daily Meds Embroidery Kit

Get Lost Embroidery Kit

Please Get Out Of My House Embroidery Kit

I'm Not Always A Bitch Tea Towel

I Do Not Care Embroidery Kit

Live Laugh Leave By Nine Embroidery Kit

Many Have Eaten here few have died

Your Opinion is Not Part of Recipe

Wine a little Laugh Alot

Cat I'm Judging You Pot Holder Oven Mitt

Fresh Sarcasm Served Daily

Feelin Saucy Spoon Rest

Have My Own Show Spoon Rest

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