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Light Up, Get Down Incense

Bless This Shitshow Embroidery Kit

Don't Be A Dick Embroidery Kit

Eat Drink Merry Christmas Wine Bag

Ho Ho Ho Christmas Wine Bag

Go To Hell Embroidery Kit

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Pumpkin Spice Gnome

Grow Your Own Way Embroidery Kit

Live Laugh Fuck Off Embroidery Kit

I Don't Need Anger Management

Welcome To The Shit Show

I Hate When the Voices

You Are My Sunshine Wood Sign

A Wise Woman once said “fuck this shit” and she lived happily ever after

I Hope We Are Friends until we die… and then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people!

Floral Bug Diamond Painting Kit

Puppy Diamond Painting Kit

Diamond Painting Tool Pack

Cobble Stone Diamond Painting Kit

Best Bitches Photo Frame

I Fucking Love My Dog Photo Frame

Jolly As Fuck Trinket Tray

Fresh Out of fucks Pot Holders

1980 Caddy Day Bushwood CC Golf Tournament Champion Christmas Ornament

I Bake Shit And I Avoid People

When In Doubt Pull It Out

Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixen Moscato Vodka Tequila Blitzen

Naughty, Nice, an Attempt was Made

Bottle Brush Tree

This bottle of wine tastes like all the presents are going in gift bags this year. Kitchen Tea Towel

Swearing Helps Spatula

The Food Has Weed In It Spatula

Baking Some Shut The Fucupcakes Spatula

Kitchen Spatulas

Stir Crazy Spoon Rest

Hot mess spoon rest

I keep the subtitles on because sometimes I'm just snackin' too loud.

I'm just a mom standing in front of my kids room Tea Towels

They Should Put More Wine In A Bottle

Husband said calm down

Medium Chunky Salsa Me too, salsa. Me too. Kitchen Tea Towel

Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to use. You measure that shit with your heart. Kitchen Tea Towel

Part of me says, I should stop drinking like this. But the other part of me says, “Don’t listen to her. She’s drunk.” Kitchen Tea Towel

100% unbleached cotton dish towel that reads "I love bacon because you can wrap it around everything. It's basically the duct tape of food"

I love Bacon because you can wrap it around everything. It is basically the duct tape of food. Kitchen Tea Towel

Thank you, Craft Beer Breweries, for making my drinking problem seem like a neat hobby. Kitchen Tea Towel

Are we having drinks? Or are we having dranks? I need to dress accordingly. Kitchen Tea Towel

I don’t know the secret to happiness, but I tell you what - I’ve never been sad at a Mexican restaurant. Kitchen Tea Towel

Eat a salad they said, it’s healthy. You know what never gets recalled? Kitchen Tea Towel

Beware of the dog. The cat is shady as hell also. Kitchen Tea Towel

I'm outdoorsy in that I like drinking on patios. Kitchen Tea Towel

Way too many of our stories end with, “and that’s why we can never go back there.” Kitchen Tea Towel

I still don't understand what a wine stopper is for

So Are We Eating Our Feelings or Drinking Them? Kitchen Tea Towel

My Spirit Animal Is A Fat Raccoon Trying To Get Into a Dumpster. Kitchen Tea Towel

If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink… You're an amateur and we can't be friends. Kitchen Tea Towel

I'm Not Great At Advice Can I Interest You In A Sarcastic Comment Tea Towel

Apparently when someone says get a grip

Of all the lies I've told Just Kidding is my favorite

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I'm A Shitty Housewife dish towel

When Life Hands You Lemons Tea Towel

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I Still Want To Be Invited Hand Towel

Having A Daughter Is Like Having A Broke Best Friend Who Thinks You’re Rich. Kitchen Tea Towel

We Treat You Like Family Tea Towel

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Telling a woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat. Kitchen Tea Towel

BEFORE I GET BACK IN SHAPE TEA TOWEL

You're A Busy Woman Tea Towel

Oregon Tea Towel

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Washington Mountains Tea Towel

Fun Cow in Sun Swedish Dishcloth

Coffee Swedish Dishcloth

Cows on Apple Green Swedish Dishcloth

We Should Be Friends Swedish Dishcloth

Fungi on White Swedish Dishcloth

Herbs Swedish Dishcloth

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