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Punch Today in the Face

You're Like Really Hard To Shop For

Holy Shit, You're Old!

I Am A Ray Of Fucking Sunshine

Smells like Retirement

I Would Totally Hangout With You

Adulting, Would Not Recommend

Cancer, You Picked The Wrong Bitch

Good Luck Finding Better Co-Workers Than Us

Dear Sister Candle

Make The Yuletide Gay Candle

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Calm The Fuck Down

Girlfriend Wood Wick Black Soy Candle

It's Your Fucking Birthday

Plant Slut Candle

Burning candles.. because setting fire to people I fucking hate is frowned upon candle

Smells like.. freshly signed divorce papers Candle

Smut Slut Book Candle

Lookin' Like a Snack Candle

I'd Shank a Bitch For You

Fresh Out Of Fucks

Thanks a Bunch Spring Candle

Wish You All The Best

I Put Out For Santa

A Wise Woman Once Said Fuck This Shit Candle

Santa Used To Say Hey Hey Hey Until He Met Your Mom

Festive As Fuck

Hot Toddy Soy Candle

Merry Fucking Christmas

Spice Spice Baby

Bake It Til You Make It

Teacher's last nerve candle

Sexy time Candle

All the caffeine candle

A Relaxing Candle to Help You calm The Fuck Down

Fuck You're Forty Candle

A Relaxing Candle Scented Candle

Bitch You Doin Great Scented Candle

Coffin Dodging Birthday Scented Candle

Emotional Support Candle Scented Candle

My Last Nerve Scented Candle

Thank You for Being My Unpaid Therapist Candle

The Best Thing About this Job Candle

I Hate That Bitch too Scented Candle

My Inappropriate Thoughts Candle

You're Still Hotter Candle

I'm A Homeowner Bitches candle

Lingering Scent of Disappointment candle

I'm Just Like Other Mums candle

You Are A Badass Candle

Oh Shit Can You Still Smell It candle

Pound town candle

Sip Sip Hooray candle

Smells Like Retirement Freedom

Smells Like You've Earned That Senior Discount

Look At You Making A Human And Shit

Forty & Fucking Fabulous

Smells Like She's Reading Again

You Are My Ride Or Die Bitch

In My Thirties Era

It's Not Smut It's Cliterature

Sending You Sunshine

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