Skip to content
Close menu
BUILD A BOX
ACCESSORIES + APPAREL
BABY + KIDS
BATH + BODY
CANDLES
CARDS
FOOD + DRINK
FOR THE HOME
MUGS + SIGNS
PENS + PAPER + BOOKS
PETS
STICKERS + KEYCHAINS +PUZZLES+MAGNETS
ALL THE SASSY STUFF
THE STORE
THE FLOWER BAR
Log in
Instagram
Facebook
Pinterest
Pause slideshow
Play slideshow
Orders placed before 1pm PST are eligible for same day shipping Monday - Friday
BUILD A BOX
ACCESSORIES + APPAREL
BABY + KIDS
BATH + BODY
CANDLES
CARDS
FOOD + DRINK
FOR THE HOME
MUGS + SIGNS
PENS + PAPER + BOOKS
PETS
STICKERS + KEYCHAINS +PUZZLES+MAGNETS
ALL THE SASSY STUFF
THE STORE
THE FLOWER BAR
Log in
Search
Site navigation
Cart
Search
"Close (esc)"
CANDLES
Filter
34 products
Sort
Sort
Featured
Best selling
Alphabetically, A-Z
Alphabetically, Z-A
Price, low to high
Price, high to low
Date, old to new
Date, new to old
34 products
Sold Out
Quick view
Happy Fucking Birthday
$22.00
Sold Out
Quick view
Birthday Cake
$22.00
Quick view
In Loving Memory Of When I Gave A Sh*t
$20.00
Quick view
I Would Totally Hangout With You
$20.00
Quick view
Push It, Push It, Real Good
$20.00
Quick view
Roses Are Red, Salsa Is Too. . .
$20.00
Sold Out
Quick view
Holy Sh*t, You're old!
$20.00
Sold Out
Quick view
I Am A Ray Of F*cking Sunshine
$20.00
Quick view
Calm Your Tits
$25.00
Quick view
Fresh Coffee Soy Candle
$20.00
Quick view
Welcome to Parenthood
$18.00
Quick view
And Here We Fucking Go Again..
$18.00
Quick view
I Fucking Love Your Face
$18.00
Quick view
I Love Your Personality (Those Boobs Are A Huge Bonus Tho..)
$18.00
Quick view
Look At You Buying A House & Shit
$18.00
Quick view
Look At You Getting A New Job & Shit
$18.00
Quick view
Look At You Getting Married & Shit
$18.00
Quick view
What The Actual Fuck
$18.00
Quick view
You're Awesome (Keep That Shit Up)
$18.00
Quick view
You're My Favorite Bitch...
$18.00
Quick view
You're My Favorite Thing To Do
$18.00
Quick view
Birthday Babe
$20.00
Quick view
Self Love Club
$20.00
Quick view
You Are One Hot Mama
$20.00
Quick view
You're The Tits
$20.00
Quick view
PM Candle
$22.00
Quick view
AM Candle
$22.00
Quick view
Pink Apothecary Matches
$16.00
Quick view
Oh Baby - Blue
$3.00
Quick view
Keep it classy
$3.00
Quick view
Thank You
$3.00
Quick view
Bridesmaid
$3.00
Quick view
Mushroom Matches
$6.00
Quick view
Pink Rainbow Matches
$6.00
"Close (esc)"
"Close (esc)"
"Close (esc)"
"Close (esc)"
"Close (esc)"
"Close (esc)"
"Close (esc)"
"Close (esc)"
"Close (esc)"
"Close (esc)"
"Close (esc)"
"Close (esc)"
"Close (esc)"
"Close (esc)"
"Close (esc)"
"Close (esc)"
"Close (esc)"
"Close (esc)"
"Close (esc)"
"Close (esc)"
"Close (esc)"
"Close (esc)"
"Close (esc)"
"Close (esc)"
"Close (esc)"
"Close (esc)"
"Close (esc)"
"Close (esc)"
"Close (esc)"
"Close (esc)"
"Close (esc)"
"Close (esc)"
"Close (esc)"
"Close (esc)"
Previous
Next
"Close (esc)"