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Punch Today in the Face

You're Like Really Hard To Shop For

Holy Shit, You're Old!

I Am A Ray Of Fucking Sunshine

Smells like Retirement

I Would Totally Hangout With You

Adulting, Would Not Recommend

Cancer, You Picked The Wrong Bitch

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Good Luck Finding Better Co-Workers Than Us

Dear Sister Candle

Make The Yuletide Gay Candle

Girlfriend Wood Wick Black Soy Candle

Plant Slut Candle

Smells like.. freshly signed divorce papers Candle

I'd Shank a Bitch For You

Fresh Out Of Fucks

Thanks a Bunch Spring Candle

Wish You All The Best

I Put Out For Santa

A Wise Woman Once Said Fuck This Shit Candle

Hot Toddy Soy Candle

Spice Spice Baby

Bake It Til You Make It

All the caffeine candle

A Relaxing Candle to Help You calm The Fuck Down

Fuck You're Forty Candle

A Relaxing Candle Scented Candle

Bitch You Doin Great Scented Candle

Coffin Dodging Birthday Scented Candle

Emotional Support Candle Scented Candle

Thank You for Being My Unpaid Therapist Candle

The Best Thing About this Job Candle

I Hate That Bitch too Scented Candle

My Inappropriate Thoughts Candle

You're Still Hotter Candle

I'm A Homeowner Bitches candle

Mom You're The Shit candle

Lingering Scent of Disappointment candle

I'm Just Like Other Mums candle

Congrats On Fulfilling The Minimum Job Requirement

You Did It! Now Get A Job

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You Are A Badass Candle

Pound town candle

Sip Sip Hooray candle

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Smells Like Retirement Freedom

Smells Like You've Earned That Senior Discount

Look At You Making A Human And Shit

Forty & Fucking Fabulous

Smells Like She's Reading Again

You Are My Ride Or Die Bitch

In My Thirties Era

It's Not Smut It's Cliterature

Sending You Sunshine

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Smells Like Cancer Picked The Wrong Bitch

Smells like you just became a Grandparent

One are you fucking kidding me at a time

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For When You Just Want to Burn Something

Badass Bitch Candle

I Need A Damn Break Candle

I'm Fucking Fabulous Candle

Damn You're Beautiful Candle

Fuckity Fuck Fuck Candle

Morning Woody Candle

Happy Fucking Birthday Candle

Gobble Me Swallow Me Candle

Promoted To Grandparents

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