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CARDS
DRINKWARE
FOOD + DRINK
FOR THE CAR
KITCHEN + HOME
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STICKERS + BUTTONS + PINS
SIGNS + MAGNETS
WORK
ALL THE SASSY STUFF
OTHER SHIT
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Merry Fucking Christmas
$22.00
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Make The Yuletide Gay Candle
$22.00
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Santa Used To Say Hey Hey Hey Until He Met Your Mom
$22.00
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There's Some Ho's In This House
$16.00
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I Put Out For Santa
$22.00
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Jolly AF
$22.00
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Stuff Me
$22.00
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Gobble Me Swallow Me Candle
$22.00
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Hot Toddy Soy Candle
$22.00
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Spice Spice Baby
$22.00
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Bake It Til You Make It
$22.00
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Smells like Retirement
$22.00
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Cancer, You Picked The Wrong Bitch
$22.00
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A Relaxing Candle to Help You calm The Fuck Down
$22.00
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A Wise Woman Once Said Fuck This Shit Candle
$22.00
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I'm Just Like Other Mums candle
$22.00
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Sip Sip Hooray candle
$22.00
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Garden Party candle
$22.00
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Fresh Out Of Fucks
$22.00
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All the caffeine candle
$22.00
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I Love You Despite the Warning Signs Scented Candle
$22.00
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A Relaxing Candle Scented Candle
$22.00
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Bitch You Doin Great Scented Candle
$22.00
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Coffin Dodging Birthday Scented Candle
$22.00
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The Best Thing About this Job Candle
$22.00
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One are you fucking kidding me at a time
$22.00
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I Hate That Bitch too Scented Candle
$22.00
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My Inappropriate Thoughts Candle
$22.00
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Mom You're The Shit candle
$22.00
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Congrats On Fulfilling The Minimum Job Requirement
$22.00
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You Did It! Now Get A Job
$22.00
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Look At You Making A Human And Shit
$24.00
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Smells Like She's Reading Again
$24.00
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Work BFF
$24.00
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In My Thirties Era
$24.00
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Sixty And Sexy
$24.00
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Sending You Sunshine
$24.00
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Smells like you just became a Grandparent
$24.00
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Merry Fucking Christmas Candle
$24.00
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Badass Bitch Candle
$24.00
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I Need A Damn Break Candle
$24.00
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I'm Fucking Fabulous Candle
$24.00
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Damn You're Beautiful Candle
$24.00
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Fuckity Fuck Fuck Candle
$24.00
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Morning Woody Candle
$24.00
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Let's Fuck Sea Salt Candle
$24.00
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Pucker Up Candle
$24.00
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DILF Candle
$24.00
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MILF Candle
$24.00
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I’m Horny Candle
$24.00
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Finally Legal
$24.00
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Smells like you are gonna kick cancers ass
$24.00
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Choosing myself today
$24.00
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If I'm late, it's on brand
$24.00
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Still single, still thriving
$24.00
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Zero fucks given
$24.00
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New job, who disss?
$24.00
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World's okayest boss
$24.00
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You're like, really pretty
$24.00
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Proud of you, always
$24.00
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Grateful for you
$24.00
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Paycheck to paycheck princess
$24.00
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Manifesting or whatever
$24.00
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People are exhausting
$24.00
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Monday can fuck right off
$24.00
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Running on coffee and dry shampoo
$24.00
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I Can't Even Soy Candle
$22.00
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Best Bitches
$22.00
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It's Your Fucking Birthday
$22.00
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This candle won't fix anything but it smells fucking great
$22.00
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Teacher Teacher Teacher Candle
$28.00
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You Should Meet My Sister
$28.00
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Dad’s Last Nerve
$28.00
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Retirement Weekly Schedule Candle
$28.00
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YHou will always be my Best Friend Candle
$28.00
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