CANDLES

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Birthday Cake

$22.00

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Hot Toddy Soy Candle

$22.00

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Happy Fucking Birthday

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Punch Today in the Face

$22.00

OMG Everything is fucked

$20.00

I put the Ho

$22.00

You're Like Really Hard To Shop For

$22.00

Holy Shit, You're Old!

$22.00

I Am A Ray Of Fucking Sunshine

$22.00

Smells like Retirement

$22.00

I Would Totally Hangout With You

$22.00

Adulting, Would Not Recommend

$22.00

Cancer, You Picked The Wrong Bitch

$22.00

Good Luck Finding Better Co-Workers Than Us

$22.00

You have a great personality but that dick though

We'll Be Friends Until Were Old And Senile

$22.00

Look At You Buying A House & Shit

$22.00

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Fresh Outta Fucks

$22.00

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I'd Shank A Bitch For You...

$22.00

Look At You Getting A New Job & Shit

$22.00

I Fucking Love Your Face

$22.00

I Love Your Personality (Those Boobs Are A Huge Bonus Tho..)

$22.00

Look At You Getting Married & Shit

$22.00

Morning Wood

$22.00

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I Hate Everyone Except Us

$22.00

I Fucking Love Your Butt

$22.00

Thanks For Being My Unpaid Therapist

$22.00

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Thanks For All The Orgasms

$22.00

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You're My Favorite Bitch To Bitch About Bitches

$22.00

What The Actual Fuck

$22.00

You're My Favorite Thing To Do

Boyfriend Wood Wick Black Soy Candle

$18.00

Date Night Wood Wick Black Soy Candle

$18.00

Girlfriend Wood Wick Black Soy Candle

$18.00

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Life Is Life Like A Penis

$22.00

It's Your Fucking Birthday

$22.00

Plant Slut Candle

$22.00

Best Friends Are Like Fat Thighs... Candle

$22.00

I Love You More Than The Miles Between Us Candle

$22.00

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My Favourite child Gave me this

$22.00

I love how I'm less of a disappointment to you than your other kids

$22.00

I prefer cats to people

$22.00

sometimes you forget how awesome you are so this is your reminder

$22.00

Fifty and fucking fabulous

$22.00

Sixty and fucking fabulous

$22.00

Burning candles.. because setting fire to people I fucking hate is frowned upon

$22.00

Smells like.. freshly signed divorce papers

$22.00

And she gave no fucks, not a single one and she lived happily ever after

$22.00

Life is like a penis. Sometimes it's up, sometimes it's down.. but it wont be hard forever

$22.00

You're a cunt but you're my cunt

$22.00

White Apothecary Matches

$16.00

Lavender Apothecary Matches