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Happy Fucking Birthday

Favorite sweater soy candle

White Apothecary Matches

Roses Are Red, Salsa Is Too. . .

Holy Sh*t, You're old!

I Am A Ray Of F*cking Sunshine

I Fucking Love Your Face

I Love Your Personality (Those Boobs Are A Huge Bonus Tho..)

Look At You Getting Married & Shit

What The Actual Fuck

Best Mom Ever Candle

You Are One Hot Mama

Pink Apothecary Matches

Mushroom Matches

Pink Rainbow Matches

Grey Apothecary Matches

Lavender Apothecary Matches

OMG Everything is fucked

Punch Today in the Face

Tired as a Mother

I Fucking Love Your Butt

You’re like really pretty

Suns Out Buns Out

You're Awesome (Keep That Shit Up)

Sold Out

Look At You Buying A House & Shit

You're Like Really Hard To Shop For

Helping Tiny Humans Shine

Hey Teach You're a Peach

Fresh Outta Fucks

I Love Your Personality (That Dick Is A Huge Bonus Though)

I'd Shank A Bitch For You... | Funny 100% Natural Soy Candle

Look At You Getting A New Job & Shit

Apples & Maple Bourbon Wood Wick Soy Candle

Boyfriend Wood Wick Rustic Farmhouse Soy Candle

Pumpkin Bliss Wood Wick Rustic Farmhouse Soy Candle

Farmhouse Streusel Wood Wick Rustic Farmhouse Soy Candle

Christmas Cottage Wood Wick Rustic Farmhouse Soy Candle

Basic Bitch Soy Candle

Boo Yeah Soy Candle

Bumpin’ in the Night Soy Candle

Creepin' It Real Soy Candle

Dead Inside Soy Candle

Ghosted Soy Candle

Hocus Fucking Pocus Soy Candle

Cancer, You Picked The Wrong Bitch

I Would Totally Hangout With You