CANDLES

Birthday Cake

$22.00

Happy Fucking Birthday

$22.00

Wedding Day

$22.00

Punch Today in the Face

$22.00

You're Like Really Hard To Shop For

$22.00

Holy Shit, You're Old!

$22.00

I Am A Ray Of Fucking Sunshine

$22.00

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Smells like Retirement

$22.00

I Would Totally Hangout With You

$22.00

Adulting, Would Not Recommend

$22.00

Cancer, You Picked The Wrong Bitch

$22.00

Good Luck Finding Better Co-Workers Than Us

$22.00

Dear Sister Candle

$22.00

Bumpin’ in the Night Soy Candle

Girlfriend Wood Wick Black Soy Candle

$18.00

It's Your Fucking Birthday

$22.00

Plant Slut Candle

$22.00

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sometimes you forget how awesome you are so this is your reminder

$22.00

Burning candles.. because setting fire to people I fucking hate is frowned upon candle

$22.00

Smells like.. freshly signed divorce papers Candle

$22.00

Smut Slut Book Candle

$22.00

Lookin' Like a Snack Candle

$22.00

I'd Shank a Bitch For You

$22.00

Fresh Out Of Fucks

$22.00

Thanks a Bunch Spring Candle

$22.00

Wish You All The Best

$22.00

A Wise Woman Once Said Fuck This Shit Candle

Bake It Til You Make It

$22.00

Enneagram Candles

$18.00

Teacher's last nerve candle

All the caffeine candle

$22.00

A Relaxing Candle to Help You calm The Fuck Down

$22.00

Fuck You're Forty Candle

$22.00

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A Relaxing Candle Scented Candle

$22.00

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Bitch You Doin Great Scented Candle

$22.00

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Coffin Dodging Birthday Scented Candle

$22.00

Emotional Support Candle Scented Candle

$22.00

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Having Me As a Child Candle

$22.00

My Last Nerve Scented Candle

$22.00

Thank You for Being My Unpaid Therapist Candle

$22.00

The Best Thing About this Job Candle

$22.00

I Hate That Bitch too Scented Candle

$22.00

My Inappropriate Thoughts Candle

$22.00

You're Still Hotter Candle

$22.00

I'm A Homeowner Bitches candle

$22.00

Mom You're The Shit candle

$22.00

Sorry About Your Other Children, At least You Have Me candle

$22.00

Lingering Scent of Disappointment candle

$22.00

I'm Just Like Other Mums candle

$22.00

Congrats On Fulfilling The Minimum Job Requirement

$22.00

You Did It! Now Get A Job

$22.00

You Are A Badass Candle

$24.00

Oh Shit Can You Still Smell It candle

Sip Sip Hooray candle

$22.00

You're Doing Amazing Sweetie candle

$22.00

Smells Like Retirement Freedom

$22.00

Smells Like You've Earned That Senior Discount

$22.00

Look At You Making A Human And Shit

$22.00

Forty & Fucking Fabulous

$22.00

Smells Like She's Reading Again

$22.00

You Are My Ride Or Die Bitch