CANDLES

Birthday Cake

$22.00

Happy Fucking Birthday

Punch Today in the Face

$22.00

You're Like Really Hard To Shop For

$22.00

Holy Shit, You're Old!

$22.00

I Am A Ray Of Fucking Sunshine

$22.00

Smells like Retirement

$22.00

I Would Totally Hangout With You

$22.00

Adulting, Would Not Recommend

$22.00

Cancer, You Picked The Wrong Bitch

$22.00

Good Luck Finding Better Co-Workers Than Us

$22.00

Dear Sister Candle

$22.00

We'll Be Friends Until Were Old And Senile

$22.00

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Look At You Buying A House & Shit

$22.00

Look At You Getting A New Job & Shit

$22.00

Pumpkin Bliss Wood Wick Rustic Farmhouse Soy Candle

$25.00

Boo Yeah Soy Candle

$22.00

Bumpin’ in the Night Soy Candle

$22.00

Creepin' It Real Soy Candle

$22.00

Ghosted Soy Candle

$22.00

Hocus Fucking Pocus Soy Candle

$22.00

Morning Wood

$22.00

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I Hate Everyone Except Us

$22.00

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I Fucking Love Your Butt

$22.00

Thanks For Being My Unpaid Therapist

$22.00

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Thanks For All The Orgasms

$22.00

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You're My Favorite Bitch To Bitch About Bitches

$22.00

You're My Favorite Thing To Do

Boyfriend Wood Wick Black Soy Candle

$18.00

Date Night Wood Wick Black Soy Candle

$18.00

Girlfriend Wood Wick Black Soy Candle

$18.00

It's Your Fucking Birthday

$22.00

Plant Slut Candle

$22.00

Best Friends Are Like Fat Thighs... Candle

$22.00

I Love You More Than The Miles Between Us

$22.00

I love how I'm less of a disappointment to you than your other kids

$22.00

I prefer cats to people

$22.00

sometimes you forget how awesome you are so this is your reminder

$22.00

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Fifty and fucking fabulous

$22.00

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Sixty and fucking fabulous

$22.00

Burning candles.. because setting fire to people I fucking hate is frowned upon

$22.00

Smells like.. freshly signed divorce papers

$22.00

And she gave no fucks, not a single one and she lived happily ever after

$22.00

Life is like a penis. Sometimes it's up, sometimes it's down.. but it wont be hard forever

$22.00

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You're a cunt but you're my cunt

$22.00

White Apothecary Matches

$16.00

Lavender Apothecary Matches

$16.00

Bridesmaid

$3.00

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Smut Slut Book Candle

$22.00

Lookin' Like a Snack Candle

$22.00

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You're Like Really Pretty

$22.00

Hey Teach You're a Peach

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Dude. You Made It To Graduation

$22.00

I'd Shank a Bitch For You

Thanks a Bunch Spring Candle

$22.00

Not Super Into Giving a Shit Candle

$28.00

Wish You All The Best

A wise woman once said Fuck This Shit

$22.00

I Fucking Love You

$22.00