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Manifesting or whatever

People are exhausting

Monday can fuck right off

Running on coffee and dry shampoo

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Bless this Hizzle Fo' Shizzle Scented Candle

I Can't Even Soy Candle

It's Your Fucking Birthday

Thank You for Being My Unpaid Therapist

This candle won't fix anything but it smells fucking great

Smells Like Not My Problem Anymore

Teacher Teacher Teacher Candle

You Should Meet My Sister

Dad’s Last Nerve

Retirement Weekly Schedule Candle

YHou will always be my Best Friend Candle

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I'm not saying you're old Whiskey Candle

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Back & Body Hurts Candle

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Look At You Buying a House and Shit

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Good Luck Finding Better Coworkers

I"m just WTF-ing My Way Through Life

Congrats On Your New Job

What the Fucculent Candle

Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits

Please Don't Do Coke In Our Bathroom

You're A Baddie (Keep That Shit Up)

A Wise Woman Once Said - Fuck This Shit!

It's Not A Whore House, It's A Whore Home

It's Pumpkin Spice Season Bitches

Adulting Makes My Tummy Hurt Soy Candle

Nothing For You Whore Soy Candle

Therapy Isn't Enough I Need To Bite People Soy Candle

It's Not Smut It's Cliterature Soy Candle

Eat A Dick Sweet Kitty Soy Candle

I Read Banned Books Soy Candle

Merry Christmas Shitter'S Full Soy Candle

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