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BUILD A BOX
MOTHER'S DAY
ACCESSORIES
APPAREL
ASTROLOGY
BABY + KIDS
BATH + BODY
CANDLES
CARDS
DRINKWARE
FOOD + DRINK
FOR THE CAR
KITCHEN + HOME
PENS + PAPER + BOOKS
PETS
PUZZLES + GAMES
STICKERS + BUTTONS + PINS
SIGNS + MAGNETS
WORK
ALL THE SASSY STUFF
OTHER SHIT
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MILF Candle
$24.00
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I’m Horny Candle
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Finally Legal
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Smells like you are gonna kick cancers ass
$24.00
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Choosing myself today
$24.00
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If I'm late, it's on brand
$24.00
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Still single, still thriving
$24.00
Sold Out
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Boys are dumb
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Zero fucks given
$24.00
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New job, who disss?
$24.00
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World's okayest boss
$24.00
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You're like, really pretty
$24.00
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Out of office forever
$24.00
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Proud of you, always
$24.00
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Grateful for you
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Paycheck to paycheck princess
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Anxiety but make it cute
$24.00
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Manifesting or whatever
$24.00
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People are exhausting
$24.00
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Monday can fuck right off
$24.00
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Running on coffee and dry shampoo
$24.00
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Bless this Hizzle Fo' Shizzle Scented Candle
$22.00
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I Can't Even Soy Candle
$22.00
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Best Bitches
$22.00
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It's Your Fucking Birthday
$22.00
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Thank You for Being My Unpaid Therapist
$22.00
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This candle won't fix anything but it smells fucking great
$22.00
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Smells Like Not My Problem Anymore
$28.00
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Teacher Teacher Teacher Candle
$28.00
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You Should Meet My Sister
$28.00
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Dad’s Last Nerve
$28.00
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Retirement Weekly Schedule Candle
$28.00
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YHou will always be my Best Friend Candle
$28.00
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I'm not saying you're old Whiskey Candle
$28.00
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Back & Body Hurts Candle
$28.00
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Look At You Buying a House and Shit
$28.00
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Good Luck Finding Better Coworkers
$28.00
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I"m just WTF-ing My Way Through Life
$28.00
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Congrats On Your New Job
$28.00
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What the Fucculent Candle
$28.00
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