CARDS

Let's Drink Wine on the couch and Pretend We Don't Have Kids

$6.00

Congrats On Your Breakup

$6.00

Have you tried not giving a fuck?

$6.00

About damn time Divorce Congrats

$6.00

I heard you have the shits. Get well soon!

$6.00

Everyone Needs a Sarcastic Smart Ass Friend I’m Glad It’s You

$6.00

May Your Birthday be as Magical as Unicorns Farting Rainbows

$6.00

Don't Let Your Age Get You Down. It’s Too Damn Hard to Get Back Up.

$6.00

Best fucking Coworker Ever

$6.00

As far as bosses go Card

$6.00

I'd Rather Staple My Eyelids To My Asshole

$6.00

"Happy Birthday" Mushroom Card

$6.00

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You're Not Old. You’re aged to perfection.

$6.00

One minute you are young and fun, then before you know it, replacing a dirty sponge with a new one puts you in a good mood.

$6.00

Old As Hell Retirement Card

$6.00

Happy Retirement Enjoy Bingo And The Smell Of Piss

$6.00

Hope You Don't Poop During Labor

$6.00

With A Fuck Fuck Here And A Fuck Fuck There

$6.00

We Are So Much Fun card

$6.00

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Happy Birthday! You Are So Fucking Hot For a Senior Citizen

$6.00

Good Luck Card

$5.00

Sending You Sunshine Card

$6.00

House Plants Card Pink

$6.00

Always My Dad. Forever My Hero

Life is Sweeter Pop-up

$5.00

Sweeter Than Cotton Candy Pop-up

Hand drawn get well soon

$5.00

Dinosaur Pop-up

$5.00

Special delivery blue

$5.00

Congrats wedding cake

$5.00

Congratulations on your fur baby

$5.00

And, You're Welcome Gift Card Holder

$3.00

That bundle of joy will cost a bundle Gift Card Holder

$3.00

You’re Going to Have to Spend it All in One Place Gift Card Holder

$3.00

Go Ahead and Pick Yourself Out Something Pretty from the Supply Closet.

$6.00

You are a Motherfucking Warrior

$6.00

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You Lucky Bastard Happy Retirement Card

$6.00

Look at you Doing Adult Things and Making Shit Happen, Congrats!

$6.00

You’re Kinda a Bitch. But I Like That About You.

$6.00

If I Had to do it All Over Again, I’m About 75% Sure I’d Choose You. Anniversary

$6.00

Ho To Housewife

$6.00

You're Getting Married And I'm Getting Wasted

$6.00

Eat, Drink & Be Married

$5.00

Forty and Fucking Fantastic Happy Birthday

$6.00

Marriage is About Accepting Faults. You’ll understand someday if I ever have any. Happy Anniversary.

$6.00

Welcome Little One Rainbow Card

$6.00

21 As Fuck

$6.00

My Vagina Likes You. A Lot.

$6.00

That One Time Your Parents Fucked Card

$6.00

My Penis Likes You. A Lot.

$6.00

I Read That Old People Like Getting Mail

$6.00

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Best Sister Ever Card

$6.00

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Same D*ck Forever Card

$6.00

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You're Fucking Nuts, But I’m Crazy About You!

$6.00

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House Plants Card Green

Sparkle & Fizz Celebration Card

$6.00

Thank You Card

$6.00

Happy Birthday Bestie Card

$6.00

You look great for someone born in the 1900s

$6.00

Look At You Doing Cool Shit card

$6.00

When Life Hands You Lemons, Throw Those Fuckers card

$6.00

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You Are The Only Person Card

$6.00

To My Forever Friend Card

$6.00