CARDS

Let's Drink Wine on the couch and Pretend We Don't Have Kids

$6.00

Congrats On Your Breakup

$6.00

Have you tried not giving a fuck?

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About damn time Divorce Congrats

$6.00

I heard you have the shits. Get well soon!

$6.00

Everyone Needs a Sarcastic Smart Ass Friend I’m Glad It’s You

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May Your Birthday be as Magical as Unicorns Farting Rainbows

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Don't Let Your Age Get You Down. It’s Too Damn Hard to Get Back Up.

$6.00

Best fucking Coworker Ever

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As far as bosses go Card

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I'd Rather Staple My Eyelids To My Asshole

$6.00

"Happy Birthday" Mushroom Card

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You're Not Old. You’re aged to perfection.

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One minute you are young and fun, then before you know it, replacing a dirty sponge with a new one puts you in a good mood.

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Old As Hell Retirement Card

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Happy Retirement Enjoy Bingo And The Smell Of Piss

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Hope You Don't Poop During Labor

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With A Fuck Fuck Here And A Fuck Fuck There

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We Are So Much Fun card

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Good Luck Card

$5.00

Sending You Sunshine Card

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House Plants Card Pink

Hand drawn get well soon

$5.00

Congrats wedding cake

$5.00

Congratulations on your fur baby

$5.00

And, You're Welcome Gift Card Holder

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That bundle of joy will cost a bundle Gift Card Holder

$3.00

You’re Going to Have to Spend it All in One Place Gift Card Holder

$3.00

Go Ahead and Pick Yourself Out Something Pretty from the Supply Closet.

$6.00

You are a Motherfucking Warrior

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Look at you Doing Adult Things and Making Shit Happen, Congrats!

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You’re Kinda a Bitch. But I Like That About You.

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If I Had to do it All Over Again, I’m About 75% Sure I’d Choose You. Anniversary

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Ho To Housewife

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You're Getting Married And I'm Getting Wasted

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Eat, Drink & Be Married

$5.00

Marriage is About Accepting Faults. You’ll understand someday if I ever have any. Happy Anniversary.

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Welcome Little One Rainbow Card

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21 As Fuck

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My Vagina Likes You. A Lot.

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That One Time Your Parents Fucked Card

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My Penis Likes You. A Lot.

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I Read That Old People Like Getting Mail

Sparkle & Fizz Celebration Card

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Thank You Card

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Happy Birthday Bestie Card

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You look great for someone born in the 1900s

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Look At You Doing Cool Shit card

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When Life Hands You Lemons, Throw Those Fuckers card

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To My Forever Friend Card

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Have A Dope Birthday

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Holy Shit We're Still Together

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You’re Only as Cool as The Friends You Hang Out With… and I’m a Fucking Amazing Magical Unicorn… so You’re Welcome

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Age 18 vs Now

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I Love U To The Moon and Back Card

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Fuck Yeah! Flowers Card

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Welcome Little One Card

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I Can’t Wait to Have Spontaneous Sex With You at 9 PM

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Welcome to the 40 Club, you old slut! Birthday Card

$6.00

What I love most: you, naps, coffee, other stupid shit. Happy Valentine’s Day

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"Your Birthday Is One Of The Few I Give A Shit About" Card

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I Tried To Hit It and Quit It but Here we are card

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You Can Cross Dying Young Off Your List Birthday Card

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It’s so Nice to See Old People Happy

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Prepare For a Sexy Night of me Wearing Nothing but a C-PAP

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