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BATH + BODY
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FOOD + DRINK
FOR THE CAR
KITCHEN + HOME
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STICKERS + BUTTONS + PINS
SIGNS + MAGNETS
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OTHER SHIT
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Let's Drink Wine on the couch and Pretend We Don't Have Kids
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Congrats On Your Breakup
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Have you tried not giving a fuck?
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About damn time Divorce Congrats
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I heard you have the shits. Get well soon!
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Everyone Needs a Sarcastic Smart Ass Friend I’m Glad It’s You
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May Your Birthday be as Magical as Unicorns Farting Rainbows
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Don't Let Your Age Get You Down. It’s Too Damn Hard to Get Back Up.
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Best fucking Coworker Ever
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As far as bosses go Card
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I'd Rather Staple My Eyelids To My Asshole
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"Happy Birthday" Mushroom Card
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You're Not Old. You’re aged to perfection.
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One minute you are young and fun, then before you know it, replacing a dirty sponge with a new one puts you in a good mood.
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Old As Hell Retirement Card
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Happy Retirement Enjoy Bingo And The Smell Of Piss
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Hope You Don't Poop During Labor
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With A Fuck Fuck Here And A Fuck Fuck There
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We Are So Much Fun card
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House Plants Card Pink
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Hard to find
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Love card
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Love you more
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Hello
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Love
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You have my heart
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Mom
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Sending you my love
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Hand drawn get well soon
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Congrats wedding cake
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Congratulations on your fur baby
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And, You're Welcome Gift Card Holder
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That bundle of joy will cost a bundle Gift Card Holder
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You’re Going to Have to Spend it All in One Place Gift Card Holder
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Go Ahead and Pick Yourself Out Something Pretty from the Supply Closet.
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You are a Motherfucking Warrior
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Look at you Doing Adult Things and Making Shit Happen, Congrats!
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You’re Kinda a Bitch. But I Like That About You.
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If I Had to do it All Over Again, I’m About 75% Sure I’d Choose You. Anniversary
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Ho To Housewife
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You're Getting Married And I'm Getting Wasted
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Eat, Drink & Be Married
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Marriage is About Accepting Faults. You’ll understand someday if I ever have any. Happy Anniversary.
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Welcome Little One Rainbow Card
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21 As Fuck
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My Vagina Likes You. A Lot.
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That One Time Your Parents Fucked Card
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My Penis Likes You. A Lot.
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I Read That Old People Like Getting Mail
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Get Well Soon Card
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Thank You Card
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Look At You Doing Cool Shit card
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To My Forever Friend Card
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Have A Dope Birthday
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You’re Only as Cool as The Friends You Hang Out With… and I’m a Fucking Amazing Magical Unicorn… so You’re Welcome
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Age 18 vs Now
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I Love U To The Moon and Back Card
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I Can’t Wait to Have Spontaneous Sex With You at 9 PM
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Welcome to the 40 Club, you old slut! Birthday Card
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What I love most: you, naps, coffee, other stupid shit. Happy Valentine’s Day
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"Your Birthday Is One Of The Few I Give A Shit About" Card
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I Tried To Hit It and Quit It but Here we are card
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You Can Cross Dying Young Off Your List Birthday Card
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It’s so Nice to See Old People Happy
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Prepare For a Sexy Night of me Wearing Nothing but a C-PAP
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