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Congrats On Your Breakup

Have you tried not giving a fuck?

About damn time Divorce Congrats

I heard you have the shits. Get well soon!

Everyone Needs a Sarcastic Smart Ass Friend I’m Glad It’s You

May Your Birthday be as Magical as Unicorns Farting Rainbows

"Happy Birthday" Mushroom Card

You're Not Old. You’re aged to perfection.

One minute you are young and fun, then before you know it, replacing a dirty sponge with a new one puts you in a good mood.

Old As Hell Retirement Card

Hope You Don't Poop During Labor

With A Fuck Fuck Here And A Fuck Fuck There

We Are So Much Fun card

Sending You Sunshine Card

House Plants Card Pink

Happy Mother’s Gay!

You have my heart

Hand drawn get well soon

Congratulations on your fur baby

And, You're Welcome Gift Card Holder

That bundle of joy will cost a bundle Gift Card Holder

You’re Going to Have to Spend it All in One Place Gift Card Holder

Go Ahead and Pick Yourself Out Something Pretty from the Supply Closet.

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Look at you Doing Adult Things and Making Shit Happen, Congrats!

You’re Kinda a Bitch. But I Like That About You.

If I Had to do it All Over Again, I’m About 75% Sure I’d Choose You. Anniversary

Ho To Housewife

You're Getting Married And I'm Getting Wasted

Marriage is About Accepting Faults. You’ll understand someday if I ever have any. Happy Anniversary.

Welcome Little One Rainbow Card

My Penis Likes You. A Lot.

I Read That Old People Like Getting Mail

Get Well Soon Card

Sparkle & Fizz Celebration Card

When Life Hands You Lemons, Throw Those Fuckers card

To My Forever Friend Card

Have A Dope Birthday

I Love U To The Moon and Back Card

Welcome Little One Card

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I Can’t Wait to Have Spontaneous Sex With You at 9 PM

I Tried To Hit It and Quit It but Here we are card

You’re By Far My Favorite Weirdo, Happy Valentines Day

You Can Cross Dying Young Off Your List Birthday Card

It’s so Nice to See Old People Happy

Prepare For a Sexy Night of me Wearing Nothing but a C-PAP

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Tomorrow Isn't Promised, Be A Hoe

Somehow I Still Love You Happy Anniversary

I'm Sorry You're Going Through Some Bullshit

You Don't Look A Day Over Handsome As Fuck

Happy Birthday To An Ancient Artifact

Don't Let Any Dickbag Kill Your Vibe

Happy Birthday To A Fucking Legend

Good Luck At Your Stupid New Job Card

Fuck I Forgot Your Birthday

Another Year Sober Still A Badass Bitch

Fuck Cancer Rainbow Card

Whore Rainbow Card

You're an Amazing Teacher

Through Thick And Thin

Wife Of The Fucking Year Card

Put on your crown and remind them who you are!

You Know Damn Well We Would Go Crazy

She is in her birthday girl era

Another Year Another Ballsack Wrinkle

Countdown To Death

Sorry Things Are Shitty

Happy Fucking Birthday Birthday Card

I'm So Fucking Proud Of You

You're the peanut butter to my jelly

Wishing you a very special birthday

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