CARDS

Congrats On Your Breakup

$6.00

Have you tried not giving a fuck?

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Super Duper Thanks

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I Want to Sit On Your Face Card

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Fiance Has A Nice Ring to it

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I Can't Make This Easier But I Can Send Love and Food

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About damn time Divorce Congrats

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I heard you have the shits. Get well soon!

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Everyone Needs a Sarcastic Smart Ass Friend I’m Glad It’s You

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May Your Birthday be as Magical as Unicorns Farting Rainbows

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Don't Let Your Age Get You Down. It’s Too Damn Hard to Get Back Up.

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Best fucking Coworker Ever

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As far as bosses go Card

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I'd Rather Staple My Eyelids To My Asshole

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"Happy Birthday" Mushroom Card

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You're Not Old. You’re aged to perfection.

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One minute you are young and fun, then before you know it, replacing a dirty sponge with a new one puts you in a good mood.

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Old As Hell

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Happy Retirement Enjoy Bingo And The Smell Of Piss

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Hope You Don't Poop During Labor

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With A Fuck Fuck Here And A Fuck Fuck There

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We Are So Much Fun

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Happy Birthday! You Are So Fucking Hot For a Senior Citizen

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Good Luck Card

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Sending You Sunshine Card

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House Plants Card Pink

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Always My Dad. Forever My Hero

Watercolor Heart Card

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Love you more

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Life is Sweeter Pop-up

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Sweeter Than Cotton Candy Pop-up

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Hello

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Thank You Music Heart

My deepest condolences

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Hand drawn get well soon

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Dinosaur Pop-up

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Special delivery blue

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Special delivery pink

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Congrats wedding cake

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Hooray for rescue dogs

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Congratulations on your fur baby

$5.00

And, You're Welcome Gift Card Holder

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That bundle of joy will cost a bundle Gift Card Holder

$3.00

You’re Going to Have to Spend it All in One Place Gift Card Holder

$3.00

Go Ahead and Pick Yourself Out Something Pretty from the Supply Closet.

$6.00

You are a Motherfucking Warrior

You Lucky Bastard Happy Retirement Card

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Look at you Doing Adult Things and Making Shit Happen, Congrats!

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Congrats on Your New Home Card (massive debt)

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Hey! I’m Pretty Fucking Happy You Were Born Birthday Card

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You’re Kinda a Bitch. But I Like That About You.

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If I Had to do it All Over Again, I’m About 75% Sure I’d Choose You. Anniversary

$6.00

Ho To Housewife

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You're Getting Married And I'm Getting Wasted

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Eat, Drink & Be Married

$5.00

Forty and Fucking Fantastic Happy Birthday

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Miss Your Freaking Face

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Marriage is About Accepting Faults. You’ll understand someday if I ever have any. Happy Anniversary.

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I Can’t Wait to Teach Your Baby Cuss Words

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Each Wrinkle & Gray Hair Makes Us More Badass Happy Birthday!

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Halloween Cat, Witch, or Moon Sparkler Card

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Welcome Little One Rainbow Card

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