CARDS

Congrats On Your Breakup

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Have you tried not giving a fuck?

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About damn time Divorce Congrats

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I heard you have the shits. Get well soon!

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Everyone Needs a Sarcastic Smart Ass Friend I’m Glad It’s You

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May Your Birthday be as Magical as Unicorns Farting Rainbows

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I'd Rather Staple My Eyelids To My Asshole

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"Happy Birthday" Mushroom Card

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You're Not Old. You’re aged to perfection.

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One minute you are young and fun, then before you know it, replacing a dirty sponge with a new one puts you in a good mood.

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Old As Hell Retirement Card

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Hope You Don't Poop During Labor

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With A Fuck Fuck Here And A Fuck Fuck There

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We Are So Much Fun card

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Sending You Sunshine Card

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House Plants Card Pink

Hand drawn get well soon

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Congratulations on your fur baby

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And, You're Welcome Gift Card Holder

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That bundle of joy will cost a bundle Gift Card Holder

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You’re Going to Have to Spend it All in One Place Gift Card Holder

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Go Ahead and Pick Yourself Out Something Pretty from the Supply Closet.

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You are a Motherfucking Warrior

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To my Step-Dad

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Look at you Doing Adult Things and Making Shit Happen, Congrats!

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You’re Kinda a Bitch. But I Like That About You.

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If I Had to do it All Over Again, I’m About 75% Sure I’d Choose You. Anniversary

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Ho To Housewife

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You're Getting Married And I'm Getting Wasted

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Marriage is About Accepting Faults. You’ll understand someday if I ever have any. Happy Anniversary.

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Welcome Little One Rainbow Card

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My Penis Likes You. A Lot.

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I Read That Old People Like Getting Mail

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Get Well Soon Card

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Sparkle & Fizz Celebration Card

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When Life Hands You Lemons, Throw Those Fuckers card

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To My Forever Friend Card

I Love U To The Moon and Back Card

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Welcome Little One Card

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I Can’t Wait to Have Spontaneous Sex With You at 9 PM

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Your Birthday Is One Of The Few I Give A Shit About Card

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I Tried To Hit It and Quit It but Here we are card

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You’re By Far My Favorite Weirdo, Happy Valentines Day

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You Can Cross Dying Young Off Your List Birthday Card

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It’s so Nice to See Old People Happy

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Prepare For a Sexy Night of me Wearing Nothing but a C-PAP

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Tomorrow Isn't Promised, Be A Hoe

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Somehow I Still Love You Happy Anniversary

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I'm Sorry You're Going Through Some Bullshit

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You Don't Look A Day Over Handsome As Fuck

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Happy Birthday To An Ancient Artifact

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Don't Let Any Dickbag Kill Your Vibe

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Happy Birthday To A Fucking Legend

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Sober & Still The Shit

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Good Luck At Your Stupid New Job Card

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Fuck I Forgot Your Birthday

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Another Year Sober Still A Badass Bitch

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Fuck Cancer Rainbow Card

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Whore Rainbow Card

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You're Better Off Without That Douche

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You're an Amazing Teacher

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Through Thick And Thin

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Husband Of The Year Card

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I Will Help You Burn His Shit Card

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Wife Of The Fucking Year Card

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Don't Cry Because It's Over Smile Because It Happened And Thank God You’re Not Pregnant card

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Put on your crown and remind them who you are!

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You Know Damn Well We Would Go Crazy

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She is in her birthday girl era

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