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Merry Christmas Brown and Cheetah Card

Congrats On Your Breakup

Have you tried not giving a fuck?

Fa La La La Let's Drink Christmas Card

About damn time Divorce Congrats

I heard you have the shits. Get well soon!

Everyone Needs a Sarcastic Smart Ass Friend I’m Glad It’s You

May Your Birthday be as Magical as Unicorns Farting Rainbows

Don't Let Your Age Get You Down. It’s Too Damn Hard to Get Back Up.

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Best fucking Coworker Ever

As far as bosses go Card

I'd Rather Staple My Eyelids To My Asshole

"Happy Birthday" Mushroom Card

You're Not Old. You’re aged to perfection.

One minute you are young and fun, then before you know it, replacing a dirty sponge with a new one puts you in a good mood.

Old As Hell Retirement Card

Hope You Don't Poop During Labor

With A Fuck Fuck Here And A Fuck Fuck There

We Are So Much Fun card

Sending You Sunshine Card

House Plants Card Pink

You have my heart

Hand drawn get well soon

Congratulations on your fur baby

And, You're Welcome Gift Card Holder

That bundle of joy will cost a bundle Gift Card Holder

You’re Going to Have to Spend it All in One Place Gift Card Holder

Go Ahead and Pick Yourself Out Something Pretty from the Supply Closet.

You are a Motherfucking Warrior

Look at you Doing Adult Things and Making Shit Happen, Congrats!

Happy Holidays Checkered Pink

You’re Kinda a Bitch. But I Like That About You.

If I Had to do it All Over Again, I’m About 75% Sure I’d Choose You. Anniversary

Ho To Housewife

Merry Christmas Asshole Card

You're Getting Married And I'm Getting Wasted

Marriage is About Accepting Faults. You’ll understand someday if I ever have any. Happy Anniversary.

Welcome Little One Rainbow Card

That One Time Your Parents Fucked Card

My Penis Likes You. A Lot.

I Read That Old People Like Getting Mail

Get Well Soon Card

Sparkle & Fizz Celebration Card

Happy Birthday Bestie Card

Make The Yuletide Gay

Look At You Doing Cool Shit card

When Life Hands You Lemons, Throw Those Fuckers card

To My Forever Friend Card

Have A Dope Birthday

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Holy Shit We're Still Together

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You’re Only as Cool as The Friends You Hang Out With… and I’m a Fucking Amazing Magical Unicorn… so You’re Welcome

I Love U To The Moon and Back Card

Fuck Yeah! Flowers Card

Welcome Little One Card

I Can’t Wait to Have Spontaneous Sex With You at 9 PM

Welcome to the 40 Club, you old slut! Birthday Card

"Your Birthday Is One Of The Few I Give A Shit About" Card

I Tried To Hit It and Quit It but Here we are card

You Can Cross Dying Young Off Your List Birthday Card

It’s so Nice to See Old People Happy

Prepare For a Sexy Night of me Wearing Nothing but a C-PAP

Tomorrow Isn't Promised, Be A Hoe

Somehow I Still Love You Happy Anniversary

I'm Sorry You're Going Through Some Bullshit

You Don't Look A Day Over Handsome As Fuck

Happy Birthday To An Ancient Artifact

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Happy Anniversary From The Best Damn Thing You Ever Found On The Internet

Don't Let Any Dickbag Kill Your Vibe

Happy Birthday To A Fucking Legend

Sober & Still The Shit

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