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"Sorry for your loss" Sympathy Card

Merry Christmas from your fave little financial burden

Merry Christmas You Jolly Asshole

Santa's not the only one whose sack

Missing You Postcard

We Go Together Like Sarcasm & Eye Rolls

You're The Reason I Haven't Commited...

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You're Amazeballs Greeting Card

Oh, we did More Than Kiss Card

Birthday I Give a Shit About Card

Snoring loud as fuck beside me

If Only Our Wine Could Last 8 Nights

Virgin Butthole Friendship Card

Have A Totally Rad Birthday Greeting Card

Your Chariot Awaits

The 1900s, The 2000s, And Now Whatever This Is

You're at the age where a Mammogram won’t Hurt

Really Good Tequila card

Hot Girl Stuff Old Lady Stuff card

Drink Beer on Two Occasions

Hope Your New Neighbors Aren't Assholes Card

Birthday Cheers and Beers funny card

I Freaking Love You Everyone Else Sucks Card

Pretty sure me being your sister is enough of a gift already

Just a friendly reminder that You're So Loved and Hot

If you think this birthday card sucks, wait until you see the nursing home I picked out for you

Thank you for being my unpaid therapist

You're the only one I want to annoy forever

Happy Fucking Birthday

Good thing I found you since you Can't Find Shit

I Love The Way You Tickle My Pickle

Forget the Roses, Bring me Pizza and chocolate

Best Wiener Ever

Another year closer to the nursing home

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Too Old For TikTok Birthday Card

Happy Birthday from one wine slut to another

You're my favorite person

It's All Fun and Games Until a Pube Turns Gray Birthday Card

I want to be the 6 to your 9 Card

Happy Birthday Slutface Funny Birthday Card

Cancer Can Suck A Dick

Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Card

Thank You For All The Orgasms

Things I Love About You

I can't wait to Poop In Your new Toilet

Cannot Stress This Enough Puzzle Card

Your audactious badassery Impressive Puzzle Card

Dad thanks for not Pulling Out

Congrats On No Longer Having To Give A Fuck Retirement Card

Forty and Fabulous 40th Birthday Card

You did the fucking work Text Graduation Card

Thanks for raisin me right

We are proud of you

Thanks Thanks Thanks for everything you do

Cheers To Your Next Adventure Wine Glasses Card

Five Fucking Bucks Birthday

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You did the damn thing

No You Grow Up Birthday Card

The Anxiety Oracle Deck

Disappointing Affirmations Deck

Bigfoot Country Postcard

Hello from the Beautiful PNW Postcard

Oh Hello from Washington Postcard

Washington Mountains Postcard

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What? Like it's hard?

I Love You More Than Dr Pepper Card

It's another year in your steady march towards adult diapers

Happy Birthday You're #1

Happy Birthday to the man who feeds me and tells me I'm pretty

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Happy Birthday Bestie

Happy Birthday You Fucking Fossil

You are Doing a Fuckin Great Job

Snip Snip Hooray Vasectomy Get Well Card

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