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Sorry I Called You Old (I thought you knew)

It’s so Nice to See Old People Happy

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Prepare For a Sexy Night of me Wearing Nothing but a C-PAP

Tomorrow Isn't Promised, Be A Hoe

Somehow I Still Love You Happy Anniversary

I'm Sorry You're Going Through Some Bullshit

I Can't Believe You Just Willingly Chose to Put Up with My Shit

You Don't Look A Day Over Handsome As Fuck

Like Father Like Daughter AKA Fucking Fantastic

Happy Birthday To An Ancient Artifact

Happy Anniversary From The Best Damn Thing You Ever Found On The Internet

Don't Let Any Dickbag Kill Your Vibe

Happy Birthday To A Fucking Legend

Sober & Still The Shit

Good Luck At Your Stupid New Job Card

Fuck I Forgot Your Birthday

Another Year Sober Still A Badass Bitch

Happy Mother's Day You Must Be So Proud To Have Raised The World's Only Perfect Human

Est. 1984 New Decade, Still Fucking Fabulous

Like Mother Like Daughter AKA Fucking Fantastic

Fuck Cancer Rainbow Card

Whore Rainbow Card

Sit On My Face, I Mean Happy Birthday

You're Better Off Without That Douche

Future is Bright Graduation Greeting Card

Thank You Teacher Appreciation Card

You're an Amazing Teacher

You are My Soy Mate Card

I Have Some Questions Menopause Card

Ice Cream Freezer Love Card

Where The Fuck Are My Glasses Years Old Birthday Card

Well This Just Sucks Awkward Sympathy Empathy Card

Best Mom Ever Card

Mom You're the Shit Card

Thank You So Much Retro Floral Card

One minute you're young and cool

I'd give you a funny Birthday Card but Probably Piss Yourself

Another fucking birthday another fucking Chin Hair

Happy Birthday Sister I love you more than you annoy me

You're Retiring?? Lazy Fucker Card

It Takes Balls to Get Snipped. Happy Vasectomy Card

Pregnancy Test Prank

Siblings Were Such Disappointments

Through Thick And Thin

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