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Isn't it weird to think Birthday Celebrate the Day You Came Out of a Vagina

A Little Birthday Poem

Birthday Second Favorite Child

Birthday Sugar Tits

We both know that I'm not always the brightest

Dear Cancer Go Fuck Yourself

Old As Fuck Club

Soon You'll Be Tripping On your own balls

Fucking Proud Of You

Happy Birthday Sunshine Card: 'Naked' card & envelope

House Plants Birthday Card

Looong One Night Stand

Buy your own damn gift - Gift Card Holder

Pink & Gold Foil Birthday Card

Purple & Gold Foil Birthday Card

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Empathy Grief Tricky Little Fucker

I Love Your Penis Card

Cash Inside Card

Friendship Based on Alcohol and Sarcasm Card

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Holiday Judgemental Prick Christmas Card

Holiday Nothing for you Whore Christmas Card

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Holiday Shit Show Card

Job Leave This Shit Hole Retirement Card

I am fully aware that dealing with my child requires

Happy Birthday From One Fabulous Bitch to Another

No Longer Living In Sin

Wrong Motherfucker

Heard You're Pregnant Whore

Very Demure, Very Cutesy, Very Mindful

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