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KITCHEN + HOME
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If you think this birthday card sucks, wait until you see the nursing home I picked out for you
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Bend me over
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Happy Galentine's Day Bitch
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Just a friendly reminder that You're So Loved and Hot
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Pretty sure me being your sister is enough of a gift already
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Lick Me Til Ice Cream
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I Licked It So It's Mine Valentines Day
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Annoy You Forever
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Good thing I found you since you Can't Find Shit
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Happy Birthday from one wine slut to another
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Best Wife Ever
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Things I Love About You
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Happy Mother's Day From Your Favorite Child
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Best Daughter Ever
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You're my favorite person
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In case no one told you today, you're an amazing mom
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Cancer Can Suck A Dick
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Born This Month Greeting Card
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