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I am so Lit - Funny Hanukkah Card

Oh, we did More Than Kiss Card

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Holy Shitballs You're Parents

AMAZEBALLS MINI Card

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You're Amazeballs Greeting Card

You're The Reason I Haven't Commited...

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We Go Together Like Sarcasm & Eye Rolls

Missing You Postcard

Santa's not the only one whose sack

Merry Christmas You Jolly Asshole

Merry Christmas from your fave little financial burden

Happy Birthday to my fucking Bestie

Only Sluts Are Born This Month

Happy Birthday Hoe

"Sorry for your loss" Sympathy Card

Birthday I Give a Shit About Card

Snoring loud as fuck beside me

If Only Our Wine Could Last 8 Nights

You Say Fuck A Lot, I Like That About You

Virgin Butthole Friendship Card

Have A Totally Rad Birthday Greeting Card

Your Chariot Awaits

The 1900s, The 2000s, And Now Whatever This Is

If at first you don't succeed Love, Not Your First Born

Five Fucking Bucks Card

Instead of gifts, I will be Giving my Opinion

You're at the age where a Mammogram won’t Hurt

Really Good Tequila card

Hot Girl Stuff Old Lady Stuff card

Drink Beer on Two Occasions

Hope Your New Neighbors Aren't Assholes Card

Birthday Cheers and Beers funny card

I Freaking Love You Everyone Else Sucks Card

Festive As Fuck

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