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Thanks for being the person I send an annoying

Congrats on the new job! You are dead to me

Self-Care Tip Card

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So Glad You Were Born Card

I Found a Card With Your Name On It

Times are Tough Life is hard!

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You Didn't Push Me Through Your Vag Card

Giant Baby Head Mothers day card

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You Make Some Good Looking Babies card

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I'm Your Favorite Mother's Day card

50 And Fabulous Card

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OMG You Graduated, lets goo card

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What, Like its hard?

You make Minivans Look Cool Card

Have A Magical Birthday

Congrats On Graduation. Time To Figure Out Life Card

Shit Just Got Real Card

Damn, they'll give these out to anybody card

Happy Fucking Birthday Card

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Shit Just Got Real Card

"You did it! We weren't worried..

Today is just the beginning

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Chase your dreams...

I heard old people like getting birthday cards

Happy birthday you amazing fucker

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Happy Birthday You Beautiful Bitch

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Dad Today Wouldn't Mean Shit Without Me Card

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If You Think This Father's Day Card Sucks

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Like Father Like Daughter AKA Fucking Fantastic Card

Welcome To your 40's, Now The Youngest Of The Old People

Mid-Life Adulting, You Will Never Know Where That Bruise Came From

Thank You For Being My Teacher

One minute You Are Young And Fun

Dad, Thanks For Not Pulling Out

Thanks For Coming Back When You Go Get Milk

This Is You Trying To Read This Card

Congratulations On Quitting Your Job Without Being Escorted Out

Fucking Finally I Mean YAY!

Being My Boss Is Really The Only Gift You Need

Happy Birthday May You Live Long Enough To Shit Yourself

Time To Transition From Bucket List to Fuck-it List

Looking Forward to All the Sex

You Try Picking Out The Perfect Gift

You Are A Mother-Fucking Warrior

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