SIGNS + MAGNETS

Drunkest Bunch Of Assholes Wood Sign

It's All Shits & Giggles

I Never Dreamed I'd Grow Up To Be An Asshole but Here I am Killing it

Fucking Quitter -Oops I Mean- Happy Retirement!

Plant Mom

We Sleep Around

I Hope We Are Friends until we die… and then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people!

A Wise Woman once said “fuck this shit” and she lived happily ever after

We Had Sex In This Room Wood Sign

You Are My Sunshine Wood Sign

The Dog Has Been Fed, Don’t Listen to His Bullshit

Seriously. Flush The Fucking Toilet

Takes A Lot Of Balls to golf like I do sign

Be You The World Will Adjust

Pumpkin spice makes everything nice

"I Followed My Heart" White Magnet

I'm a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Magnet

"In Our Family" White Magnet

"I'm Not Rude" White Magnet

"My Fantasy" White Magnet

"List Of Things" White Magnet

"I Don't Like Morning People" White Magnet

Had to Clean My House Magnet

It's All Shits & Giggles Magnet

Washington State Fridge Magnet Vintage Sunset

Absolutely Not

"Although The Voices" White Magnet

People. Am I right? Magnet

Not an Introvert - Magnet

Doing my fucking best - Magnet

Pull Your Shit Together - Magnet

I'm a goddamn genius - Magnet

Live, Laugh, Love and Go Fuck Yourself Magnet

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Magnet

Department Of Fuckery Magnet

You're Not Hungry, You're Just Stoned - Magnet

When My Children Are Grown Wood Sign

"I Do Yoga" White Magnet

Just One Chapter Book Magnet

I'm Fucking Magical

Fuck Off I'm Tired Magnet

Fuck This Shit Magnet

Trust me when I woke up Plan to Be Awesome… shit happens Magnet

Let's Read Books and Ignore People Magnet

I Have No Idea What The Fuck I'm Doing Magnet

Don't Trust Anyone Who doesn't Drink Coffee

Powerful Woman Magnet

Tolerate People Magnet

I’m a Slut for Tacos a Tac-Ho if You Will. Magnet

I Get Paid to be Nice at Work Magnet

I Heard What You Did For a Klondike Bar - Call Me. Magnet

I’m not sure how you have your foot in your mouth, head in your ass, and nose in my business, yet here we are, you fucking wizard. Magnet

If you see me talking to myself, do not disturb, I’m having a staff meeting. Magnet

When things seem especially rough, just ask yourself, “Did I shit my pants today?” And if the answer is no, you’re doing alright. Magnet

I farted. That’s as close to giving a shit as you’re going to get. Magnet

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine and into your brain. That’s where shitty ideas come from. Magnet

One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a dog, but it is what it is. Magnet

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions? Magnet

Woke up this morning with a cup of water and a note next to my bed that said, “For Your Hangover.” I took a sip and it was alcohol. Drunk me is an asshole. Magnet

Some people didn’t fall from the stupid tree… They were dragged through the entire Dumbass Forest. Magnet

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it it’s probably shit. Magnet

I never wish death upon anyone who wrongs me, I wish for sudden explosive diarrhea while stuck in traffic…. with frequent sneezes. Magnet

Fun Fact: If you drink wine fast enough, Fitbit thinks you're running. Magnet

Ever been so drunk you got hit by a parked car? Magnet

I'm not sure where you learned to Whisper Magnet

If I wanted to talk to an Asshole Magnet

Does anyone else pack Underwear for a Trip Magnet

Fireball Magnet

Itchy Butthole Magnet

Your Special Ex Magnet

We Wanted to Be Adults so Bad Now Look at Us

I tried starting a day without coffee once magnet

Lying about my Age Magnet

Sometimes I Have to Tell Myself Magnet

Kitchen Sex Magnet