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Fresh out of f*cks

Here We Fucking Go Again… I Mean Good Morning Mug

I Sprinkle Fuck In Every Sentence Like It's Parsley

Nosey Little Fucker Aren't You

I Checked My Receipt. I didn’t Buy any of Your Bullshit.

Born and Raised in Wishabitch Woods

I Like Pretty Things & the word Fuck

Look Who's All Grown Up And Ready For A Colonoscopy

A Large Group of People is Called a No Thanks

Don't Be Shitty Mug

Let's Just Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum

Calm Your Tits Mug

Being Cremated Is My Last Hope For a Smoking Body

Instead of a Grandchild May I Interest You In a Plant

Banned From Mom Groups

I Just Dropped My New Single. It's Me. I'm Single.

Pretending To Be Polite Is So Exhausting

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You’ve been such an SOB mug

I know I’m your Favorite Employee I mean look around. Mug

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Shit Show Supervisor. See also: Miracle worker, superhero. Mug

I Believe in Holding Grudges I’ll Heal in Hell Mug

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It's a Throat Punch Kind Of Day

Just An Old Ho Carrying On

Everything Is Fine

3" Feels Like 8 When You Are Think You’re In Love mug

Does it look like I Rise & Shine? Mug

Absofuckinglutely. Short White Tumbler

Fucker in charge of all you fucking fucks white tumbler

I love cock tails. Wine Tumbler

Dad, thanks for sharing your DNA now we are Both Dicks. Mug

Favorite Daughter-In-Law Mug

Mom, thank you for sharing your DNA. Now, we’re both bitches. Mug

I’m a fucking delight tall white tumbler

Of course I Get Myself Whatever I Want, I Love Her. Glass Tumbler

Calm your tit. That’s your party tit mug

We Are More Than Friends, We Are Like a Really Small Gang. Girl Gang Tumbler

Warning the girls are drinking again short white tumbler

You are my Favorite Bitch to bitch about bitches with. Short White Tumbler

I’m Feeling A Little Overworked And Under Intoxicated Wine Glass

"Bitches Be Sippin" Wine Glass

I Had to Deal With People Today Wine Glass

Because Kids Wine Glass

Because Husbands Wine glass

A Wise Woman Wine Glass

"Wine Because It's Not Good To Keep Things Bottled Up" Wine glass

I'm Not A Social Drinker Liquor Glass

The Good Shit Tumbler

Chocolate, Wine, Men: Some Things Are Just Better Rich

Fresh Outta Fucks Shot Glass

I'll have what the guy on the floor Shot Glass

Just A Girl Who Loves Peckers Shot Glass

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Ray Of Fucking Sunshine Shot Glass

What Up, Slut Shot Glass

Everybody Chill, Dad is on the Grill Koozie

Since I don’t qualify for a She Shed, I want a Bitch Barn. Koozie

When one door closes and another door opens, you’re probably in prison. Koozie

Warning: Alcohol consumption will make you believe you’re whispering… I assure you , you’re not. Koozie

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk past again? Koozie

People Say I'm Condescending

Classy Bitches Drink Wine

One Sip Away From Telling You What I really Feel

Puff Puff Pass 420 Tumbler

I Ain't Never Met a Problem

If I Died and went straight to hell

The Struggle Bus

Drinks Well With Others Can Cooler

All My Friends are HOES

Congrats on your Divorce

Let's Go Fuck Shit Up

Wife of the party

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Who cares! I'm Retired!

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