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Fresh out of f*cks

Here We Fucking Go Again… I Mean Good Morning Mug

I Sprinkle Fuck In Every Sentence Like It's Parsley

Nosey Little Fucker Aren't You

I Checked My Receipt. I didn’t Buy any of Your Bullshit.

I Like Pretty Things & the word Fuck

Look Who's All Grown Up And Ready For A Colonoscopy

A Large Group of People is Called a No Thanks

Don't Be Shitty Mug

Let's Just Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum

Calm Your Tits Mug

Being Cremated Is My Last Hope For a Smoking Body

Instead of a Grandchild May I Interest You In a Plant

Banned From Mom Groups

I Just Dropped My New Single. It's Me. I'm Single.

You’ve been such an SOB mug

I know I’m your Favorite Employee I mean look around. Mug

Shit Show Supervisor. See also: Miracle worker, superhero. Mug

It's a Throat Punch Kind Of Day

Just An Old Ho Carrying On

Everything Is Fine

3" Feels Like 8 When You Are Think You’re In Love mug

Absofuckinglutely. Short White Tumbler

Fucker in charge of all you fucking fucks white tumbler

I love cock tails. Wine Tumbler

Dad, thanks for sharing your DNA now we are Both Dicks. Mug

Mom, thank you for sharing your DNA. Now, we’re both bitches. Mug

Calm your tit. That’s your party tit mug

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We Are More Than Friends, We Are Like a Really Small Gang. Girl Gang Tumbler

Warning the girls are drinking again short white tumbler

I’m Feeling A Little Overworked And Under Intoxicated Wine Glass

Because Kids Wine Glass

Because Husbands Wine glass

The Good Shit Tumbler

Fresh Outta Fucks Shot Glass

I'll have what the guy on the floor Shot Glass

Just A Girl Who Loves Peckers Shot Glass

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Ray Of Fucking Sunshine Shot Glass

What Up, Slut Shot Glass

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk past again? Koozie

People Say I'm Condescending

One Sip Away From Telling You What I really Feel

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If I Died and went straight to hell

Let's Go Fuck Shit Up

It's Either Serial Killer Docus Or Christmas Movies

I Like 'Em Well Hung

Retirement in Full Swing

Thirsty Little Fucker

Halloween Nurse Ghost I will Treat You Tumbler

I baked you a shut the fucupcake Tumbler

LGBT Can't Even Think Straight Tumbler

I'm Packing More Than Snowballs

Please Stop Expecting Things From Me

The Carpet Matches the Drapes

My Flabbers Stay Gasted

Wanna Catch These Beans

Sorry I'm Late I was Dilly Dallying

Sometimes The Grass is Greener

Groom, I Do What She Says

Fresh Out Of Fucks whiskey glass

Let’s Get Rowdy whiskey glass

Emerald City skyline coozie

Rainier WA coozie

Black like my soul Mug

Don't Be a Salty Bitch coozie

Step Brothers Boats and Hoes Coozie

Don't Be A Twatwaffle Mug

Don't Be A Twatwaffle Shot Glass

Oh, Hey Bitch Giraffe Shot Glass

Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Shot Glass

Seattle Washington Shot Glass

I love Washington Shot Glass

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