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If stupid could fly you’d be a jet. Koozie

Who lit the fuse on your tampon? Slim Koozie

O-Fish-Ally Retired. Koozie

Camping solves most of my problems beer solves the rest. Koozie

Beer is the answer, I forgot the question. Koozie

My Tolerance for alcohol is higher than my tolerance for people Koozie

The tiny humans stole my sanity. Koozie

I love drunk me but I don't trust her. Slim Koozie

Like a Good Neighbor Stay Over There. Slim Koozie

So who is this “Moderation” everyone keeps telling me to drink with? Koozie

I’d like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me. Koozie

Cheaper than therapy. Slim Koozie

I don’t get drunk, I just get more classy and more fun. Koozie

Men are trash and I’m a raccoon. Slim Koozie

MILF Man I Love Fishing. Slim Koozie

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk past again? Koozie

I’m not slurring my words I’m talking in cursive. Slim Koozie

Golden Years My Ass. Flask

I’m not slurring my words I’m talking in cursive. Koozie

Working so my dog can live better than me Iced Coffee Sleeve

Fueled by coffee and existential dread Iced Coffee Sleeve

Another beautiful day ruined by Responsibilities Iced Coffee Sleeve

Countryside Blooms Drink Sleeve

Sunny Poppies Drink Sleeve

Don’t be a dick. Green tumbler Mug

Dad, thanks for sharing your DNA now we are Both Dicks. Mug

Camel Towing. When it’s wedged in tight we’ll pull it out. Enamel Mug

Fresh out of f*cks

Favorite Daughter-In-Law Mug

I want to hug you like a pair of mom jeans hugs a camel toe. Mug

Morning Wood Campground. Pitching tents for years. Enamel Mug

Mom, thank you for sharing your DNA. Now, we’re both bitches. Mug

I’m a fucking delight tall white tumbler

Of course I Get Myself Whatever I Want, I Love Her. Glass Tumbler

That’s your party tit mug

Warning the girls are drinking again short white tumbler

We Are More Than Friends, We Are Like a Really Small Gang. Girl Gang Tumbler

When I met you I thought you were a bitch. pink tumbler Mug

You’re the best friend a person with no friends could ask for. Short White Tumbler

You are my Favorite Bitch to bitch about bitches with. Short White Tumbler

The only clubs I’m into now are sandwiches Glass tumbler

I’m a knotty knotty hooker Glass tumbler

Mom, thank you for raising me to be a proper fucking lady Glass tumbler

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The baddest bitch I know, I love you mom Glass tumbler

Mom, thank you for sharing your DNA. Now, we’re both BADASS bitches. Mug

I never make the same mistake twice. Mug

Chicken mom. Mug

Thanks for not fucking me up too bad, mom. Mug

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