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LGBT Can't Even Think Straight Tumbler

"Wine. Because Adulting Is Hard."

Let's Drink Wine and Judge People Wine Glass

I'm Packing More Than Snowballs

Old and Tired Day Drinker mug

Please Stop Expecting Things From Me

Santa Knows you've been a twatwaffle

The Carpet Matches the Drapes

You Can't Drink All Day

My Flabbers Stay Gasted

You can't scare me I'm a nurse

Wanna Catch These Beans

Sorry I'm Late I was Dilly Dallying

Sometimes The Grass is Greener

Tears of my Students

Life Happens Wine Helps

Happy Fucking Birthday Shot Glass

Queen of Fucking Everything Shot Glass

What a Fucking Day Shot Glass

Groom, I Do What She Says

Self Love Skinny Tumbler

Who Cares I'm Retired!

Today Is A Fuck You Kinda Day

YeeHaw Bitches Rocks Glass

Fresh Out Of Fucks whiskey glass

Let’s Get Rowdy whiskey glass

Emerald City skyline coozie

Rainier WA coozie

Black like my soul Mug

Every good friendship mug

Don't Be a Salty Bitch coozie

Step Brothers Boats and Hoes Coozie

Don't Be A Twatwaffle Mug

Don't Be A Twatwaffle Shot Glass

Oh, Hey Bitch Giraffe Shot Glass

Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Shot Glass

Seattle Washington Shot Glass

I love Washington Shot Glass

Washington State Shot Glass

Ive got PMS, OCD, and ADD

I’ve reached that age where my brain goes from You Probably shouldn't say that

I Talk An Awful Lot of Smack

Most people can’t tell if I’m being sincere or a smartass. It’s kind of a gift.

When My Kids Say Daddy, i want mommy

I Have Two Moods

I Can't Wait To Retire So I Can Get Up At 6 O'clock In The Morning And Go Drive Around Really Slow And Make Everybody Late For Work

Chicken pot pie

At my funeral take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it at the crowd to see who is next.

Don't Hate Me Just Cause I'm a Little Cooler coozie

Kool Aid beer coozie

Fuck Off I'm Reading Coffee Mug

Hold My Beer Coaster Set + Tray

Look At Me Getting All Married and Shit Shot Glass

I Make Pour Decisions Wine Glass

I'm Not Good at Math, But I Can Tell When Shit Doesn't Add Up Mug

Let's Get One Thing Straight I'm Not Mug

If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles

I Might Embarrass Us All. But At Least I'm Not Boring Wine Glass

Taking Life One WTF At A Time Wine Glass

Fuck This Shit Tire Track Mug

Retired and loving it

Green Retired Mug

Please Take A Number I'll Piss You Off Shortly

Feelin' IDGAFish Koozie

Do Not Disturb I'm Disturbed Enough Koozie

Fuck Everything Koozie

A Little Bit Dramatic Koozie

Don't Be A Cuntasaurus Koozie

Emotional Dumpster Fire Koozie

Don't Be A Richard Koozie

Calm The Fuck Down Glass

Bottoms Up Martini Coozie

Forced Family Fun Coozie

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