CARDS

Have A Dope Birthday

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Holy Shit We're Still Together

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You’re Only as Cool as The Friends You Hang Out With… and I’m a Fucking Amazing Magical Unicorn… so You’re Welcome

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Age 18 vs Now

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I Love U To The Moon and Back Card

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Fuck Yeah! Flowers Card

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Welcome Little One Card

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I Can’t Wait to Have Spontaneous Sex With You at 9 PM

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Welcome to the 40 Club, you old slut! Birthday Card

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What I love most: you, naps, coffee, other stupid shit. Happy Valentine’s Day

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I Fucking Love You

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"Your Birthday Is One Of The Few I Give A Shit About" Card

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I Tried To Hit It and Quit It but Here we are card

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You Can Cross Dying Young Off Your List Birthday Card

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It’s so Nice to See Old People Happy

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Prepare For a Sexy Night of me Wearing Nothing but a C-PAP

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Tomorrow Isn't Promised, Be A Hoe

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Somehow I Still Love You Happy Anniversary

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I'm Sorry You're Going Through Some Bullshit

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I Can't Believe You Just Willingly Chose to Put Up with My Shit

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You Don't Look A Day Over Handsome As Fuck

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Happy Birthday To An Ancient Artifact

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Happy Anniversary From The Best Damn Thing You Ever Found On The Internet

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Don't Let Any Dickbag Kill Your Vibe

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Happy Birthday To A Fucking Legend

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Sober & Still The Shit

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Good Luck At Your Stupid New Job Card

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Fuck I Forgot Your Birthday

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Another Year Sober Still A Badass Bitch

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Like Mother Like Daughter AKA Fucking Fantastic

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Fuck Cancer Rainbow Card

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Whore Rainbow Card

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Sit On My Face, I Mean Happy Birthday

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You're Better Off Without That Douche

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You're an Amazing Teacher

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Ice Cream Freezer Love Card

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One minute you're young and cool

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Another fucking birthday another fucking Chin Hair

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Happy Birthday Sister I love you more than you annoy me

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You're Retiring?? Lazy Fucker Card

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It Takes Balls to Get Snipped. Happy Vasectomy Card

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Through Thick And Thin

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You Graduated! There was no doubt in our mind you couldn't do it

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Husband Of The Year Card

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Well, Poopsy Noodles! Things Won’t Always Be This Shitty

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I Will Help You Burn His Shit Card

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I'll Be There For You Card

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Of All The Assholes In The World Card

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Wife Of The Fucking Year Card

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You're Pretty Awesome. Keep That Shit

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Don't Cry Because It's Over Smile Because It Happened And Thank God You’re Not Pregnant card

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Happy Anniversary To My Partner In Crime

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Put on your crown and remind them who you are!

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You Know Damn Well We Would Go Crazy

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Birthday Blowjob Greeting Card

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Friendship is like Pee

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Oceans Destroy Cities Greeting Card

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Pubes Grey Greeting Card

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She is in her birthday girl era

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Welcome To The Real World

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Another Year Another Ballsack Wrinkle

You Had Me At, I Hate That Bitch Too Card

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Sorry I Called You Old

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Happy Birthday Sprinkle Cake

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Sorry Things Are Shitty

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Holy Shit were still married

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Your Chariot Awaits

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Today we celebrate the best decision

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With age comes wisdom

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I smile because you're my sister

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Luckily for you I like my men old and bald

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Please don't leave me here in this shit hole

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In a world full of cunts you're my favourite

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