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Prosecc-Ho Ho Ho Christmas Card

Excellent Job on the boss stuff

Get well soon I’m fucking bored without you

Happy Birthday from your favorite pain in the ass

Here’s to another year of not smothering you

I used to live in your balls

Mom said you were an accident

To the Birthday Bitch who loves big Cocktails

Other Grandmas, You

Bitch You Doing a Good Job

Congrats on Your Crotch Goblin

"feliz cumpleaños" spanish birthday card

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Thanks For Having An Open Bar

Hands down, Best Husband So Far

Hands Down, Best Wife I've Had So Far

You're still my Favorite Thing to Do

Birthday Cake Goes Straight to Boobs

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Isn't it weird to think Birthday Celebrate the Day You Came Out of a Vagina

A Little Birthday Poem

Birthday Second Favorite Child

Birthday Sugar Tits

Dear Cancer Go Fuck Yourself

Soon You'll Be Tripping On your own balls

Fucking Proud Of You

Happy Birthday Sunshine Card: 'Naked' card & envelope

House Plants Birthday Card

Looong One Night Stand

Buy your own damn gift - Gift Card Holder

Pink & Gold Foil Birthday Card

Purple & Gold Foil Birthday Card

Empathy Grief Tricky Little Fucker

Friendship Based on Alcohol and Sarcasm Card

Job Leave This Shit Hole Retirement Card

I am fully aware that dealing with my child requires

No Longer Living In Sin

Wrong Motherfucker

Heard You're Pregnant Whore

Birthday You Old Bitch Card

You'll Get Married, I'll Get Drunk

Abominable Bathroom Sink

I know Breakups Suck But She Was Kind of a Bitch Anyway Card

Premarital Sex Day Card

This card sucks but I swallow

Excellent In Bed

You're Still My Favorite Notification

Choo Choo All Aboard The Fuckity Fuck Train

I loved your tits before they hit your hips

Things Could Be Worse Greeting Card

You Always Make the World Suck Less card

Thanks For Not Swallowing Me, Mom

Thanks for being the person I send an annoying

Congrats on the new job! You are dead to me

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Today is just the beginning

Happy birthday you amazing fucker

Happy Birthday You Beautiful Bitch

Mid-Life Adulting, You Will Never Know Where That Bruise Came From

Time To Transition From Bucket List to Fuck-it List

Looking Forward to All the Sex

You Try Picking Out The Perfect Gift

Number Five Puzzle Card

Doing Puzzles Puzzle Card

A Grain of Salt Puzzle Card

Home in This Economy welcome card

Who knows, maybe this will be the year..Less Shitshow

Sarcastic Bitches Like Us card

Here's Your Damn Card

Congratulations! Your vagina will never be the same again ever

Thank you for letting me see your boobies sometimes

I'm sorry you feel like shit. Get well soon

Happy Holidays! Same time next year?

Peace MF-er Gift Card Holder

I am so Lit - Funny Hanukkah Card

Happy Birthday Hoe

Only Sluts Are Born This Month

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