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APPAREL
ASTROLOGY
BABY + KIDS
BATH + BODY
CANDLES
CARDS
DRINKWARE
FOOD + DRINK
FOR THE CAR
KITCHEN + HOME
PENS + PAPER + BOOKS
PETS
PUZZLES + GAMES
STICKERS + BUTTONS + PINS
SIGNS + MAGNETS
WORK
ALL THE SASSY STUFF
OTHER SHIT
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Birthday Cake
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Happy Fucking Birthday
$22.00
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Wedding Day
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Punch Today in the Face
$22.00
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You're Like Really Hard To Shop For
$22.00
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Holy Shit, You're Old!
$22.00
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I Am A Ray Of Fucking Sunshine
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Smells like Retirement
$22.00
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I Would Totally Hangout With You
$22.00
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Adulting, Would Not Recommend
$22.00
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Cancer, You Picked The Wrong Bitch
$22.00
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Good Luck Finding Better Co-Workers Than Us
$22.00
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Dear Sister Candle
$22.00
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Calm The Fuck Down
$22.00
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Best Bitches
$22.00
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My Last Fuck
$22.00
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Girlfriend Wood Wick Black Soy Candle
$18.00
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It's Your Fucking Birthday
$22.00
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Plant Slut Candle
$22.00
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sometimes you forget how awesome you are so this is your reminder
$22.00
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Burning candles.. because setting fire to people I fucking hate is frowned upon candle
$22.00
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Smells like.. freshly signed divorce papers Candle
$22.00
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Smut Slut Book Candle
$22.00
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Lookin' Like a Snack Candle
$22.00
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I'd Shank a Bitch For You
$22.00
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Fresh Out Of Fucks
$22.00
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Thanks a Bunch Spring Candle
$22.00
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Wish You All The Best
$22.00
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A Wise Woman Once Said Fuck This Shit Candle
$22.00
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Hot Toddy Soy Candle
$22.00
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Spice Spice Baby
$22.00
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Bake It Til You Make It
$22.00
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Enneagram Candles
$18.00
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Teacher's last nerve candle
$22.00
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I'm 21 B*tches
$22.00
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Heart matches
$6.00
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Sexy time Candle
$22.00
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I fucking love you candle
$22.00
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All the caffeine candle
$22.00
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A Relaxing Candle to Help You calm The Fuck Down
$22.00
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Fuck You're Forty Candle
$22.00
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A Relaxing Candle Scented Candle
$22.00
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Bitch You Doin Great Scented Candle
$22.00
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Coffin Dodging Birthday Scented Candle
$22.00
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Emotional Support Candle Scented Candle
$22.00
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Having Me As a Child Candle
$22.00
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My Last Nerve Scented Candle
$22.00
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Thank You for Being My Unpaid Therapist Candle
$22.00
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The Best Thing About this Job Candle
$22.00
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I Hate That Bitch too Scented Candle
$22.00
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My Inappropriate Thoughts Candle
$22.00
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You're Still Hotter Candle
$22.00
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I'm A Homeowner Bitches candle
$22.00
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Mom You're The Shit candle
$22.00
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Mother of the Fucking Year Candle
$22.00
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Sorry About Your Other Children, At least You Have Me candle
$22.00
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Lingering Scent of Disappointment candle
$22.00
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I'm Just Like Other Mums candle
$22.00
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Congrats On Fulfilling The Minimum Job Requirement
$22.00
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You Did It! Now Get A Job
$22.00
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You Are A Badass Candle
$24.00
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Oh Shit Can You Still Smell It candle
$24.00
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Pound town candle
$22.00
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Garden Party candle
$22.00
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Sip Sip Hooray candle
$22.00
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You're Doing Amazing Sweetie candle
$22.00
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Smells Like Retirement Freedom
$22.00
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Smells Like You've Earned That Senior Discount
$22.00
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Smells Like Cancer Picked The Wrong Bitch
$22.00
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Look At You Making A Human And Shit
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Forty & Fucking Fabulous
$22.00
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Smells Like She's Reading Again
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You Are My Ride Or Die Bitch
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Work BFF
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In My Thirties Era
$22.00
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