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Wild Child Enamel Pin

$10.00

Salty pinback button

100% That Bitch Button

$2.00

Don't Ask Me Shit Button

$2.00

Not A Basic Bitch Button

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Same Bitch Different Day Button

Please Do Not Say Words to Me Button

$2.00

Shit Talker Button

$2.00

I May Be Straight But I Don't Hate Button

$2.00

The Book was Better Button

A Large Group of People is Called a No Thanks

$17.00

Don't Be Shitty Mug

$17.00

I Like Pretty Things & the word Fuck

$17.00

Look Who's All Grown Up And Ready For A Colonoscopy

$17.00

Nosey Little Fucker Aren't You

$17.00

I Sprinkle Fuck In Every Sentence Like It's Parsley

$17.00

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Pickle Slut

$17.00

Fresh Outta Fucks Shot Glass

$10.00

I'll have what the guy on the floor Shot Glass

$10.00

Just A Girl Who Loves Peckers Shot Glass

$10.00

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Ray Of Fucking Sunshine Shot Glass

$10.00

What Up, Slut Shot Glass

$10.00

Being Cremated Is My Last Hope For a Smoking Body

$17.00

Instead of a Grandchild May I Interest You In a Plant

$17.00

Banned From Mom Groups

$17.00

I Just Dropped My New Single. It's Me. I'm Single.

$17.00

Pretending To Be Polite Is So Exhausting

$17.00

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Out of Order

$17.00

I Believe in Holding Grudges I’ll Heal in Hell Mug

$17.00

3" Feels Like 8 When You Are Think You’re In Love mug

$17.00

The Good Shit Tumbler

$16.00

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It's a Throat Punch Kind Of Day

$17.00

Everything Is Fine

$17.00

Does it look like I Rise & Shine? Mug

$14.00

Fucker in charge of all you fucking fucks white tumbler

$16.00

I love cock tails. Wine Tumbler

$16.00

Chocolate, Wine, Men: Some Things Are Just Better Rich

$14.00

Just An Old Ho Carrying On

$17.00

Calm Your Tits Mug

$17.00

I know I’m your Favorite Employee I mean look around. Mug

$16.00

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Shit Show Supervisor. See also: Miracle worker, superhero. Mug

$16.00

Because Kids Wine Glass

$16.00

Because Husbands Wine glass

$16.00

"Wine Because It's Not Good To Keep Things Bottled Up" Wine glass

$16.00

Born and Raised in Wishabitch Woods

$17.00

When one door closes and another door opens, you’re probably in prison. Koozie

$6.00

Since I don’t qualify for a She Shed, I want a Bitch Barn. Koozie

$6.00

Warning: Alcohol consumption will make you believe you’re whispering… I assure you , you’re not. Koozie

$6.00

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk past again? Koozie

$6.00

I don’t mind coming to work, but waiting 8 hours to go home is bullshit.

$6.00

Anyone getting to the point where it would be OK if Jolene came and took your man?

$6.00

Listen, if drunk me said or did something, you gotta take it up with drunk me. Don’t come at sober me because we weren’t there. We don’t know what happened…

$6.00

Therapist: and What do we do When we Are Sad? Me: Add to Cart. Therapist: No.

$6.00

Fun Fact: If you refill a wine glass before it’s empty, it still counts as one glass.

$6.00

Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for 11 minutes.

$6.00

That Candle Smells Like Fireball

$6.00

Are You Drunk?

$6.00

HR said I’m not allowed to make up names for my coworkers

$6.00

Overall, I love you more than I want to strangle you.

$6.00

You know you’re getting old anytime you’re entering your DOB with a smartphone you get to the year and you have to spin that bitch like you’re on Wheel of Fortune

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Me at work: I don’t think I get enough credit for the fact that I do all of this sober

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes… She hugged me.

$6.00