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Pull Your Shit Together - Magnet

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Not an Introvert - Magnet

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You're Not Hungry, You're Just Stoned - Magnet

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I'm a goddamn genius - Magnet

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Doing my fucking best - Magnet

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Make today your bitch magnet

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I'm a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Magnet

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Exercise Make You Look Better Magnet

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Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Magnet

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Let's Read Books and Ignore People Magnet

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I Have No Idea What The Fuck I'm Doing Magnet

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People. Am I right? Magnet

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Kitchen Sex Magnet

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Lying about my Age Magnet

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Ten Minutes at Work and I Start Using “Fuck” as a Comma Magnet

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Fuck Off I'm Tired Magnet

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Fuck This Shit Magnet

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Trust me when I woke up Plan to Be Awesome… shit happens Magnet

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Department Of Fuckery Magnet

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Live, Laugh, Love and Go Fuck Yourself Magnet

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I Get Paid to be Nice at Work Magnet

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I tried starting a day without coffee once magnet

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Some Days The Best You Can do is Not Shit Your Pants Magnet

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We Wanted to Be Adults so Bad Now Look at Us

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I Don't Dwell on my Mistakes, I Have Family For That. Magnet

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Sometimes I Have to Tell Myself Magnet

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Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions? Magnet

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One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a dog, but it is what it is. Magnet

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Some people didn’t fall from the stupid tree… They were dragged through the entire Dumbass Forest. Magnet

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I never wish death upon anyone who wrongs me, I wish for sudden explosive diarrhea while stuck in traffic…. with frequent sneezes. Magnet

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Fun Fact: If you drink wine fast enough, Fitbit thinks you're running. Magnet

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Woke up this morning with a cup of water and a note next to my bed that said, “For Your Hangover.” I took a sip and it was alcohol. Drunk me is an asshole. Magnet

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I farted. That’s as close to giving a shit as you’re going to get. Magnet

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I Heard What You Did For a Klondike Bar - Call Me. Magnet

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Love is like a fart. If you have to force it it’s probably shit. Magnet

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Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine and into your brain. That’s where shitty ideas come from. Magnet

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I’m not sure how you have your foot in your mouth, head in your ass, and nose in my business, yet here we are, you fucking wizard. Magnet

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Ever been so drunk you got hit by a parked car? Magnet

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Relationship Status: Single, Taken, IDK cursed or something. Magnet

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When things seem especially rough, just ask yourself, “Did I shit my pants today?” And if the answer is no, you’re doing alright. Magnet

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I’m a Slut for Tacos a Tac-Ho if You Will. Magnet

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If you see me talking to myself, do not disturb, I’m having a staff meeting. Magnet

Make Today Your Bitch Air Freshener

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Same shit different day Air Fresheners

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Runnin' on Coffee and Cuss Words

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Classy, Sassy, Smart Assy

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I Need Coffee, A Tattoo

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My Life Feels Like A Test Keychain

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Living My Best Shitty Life

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Manifest That Motel Keychain

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Condoms Prevent Minivan Keychain

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I Am A Ray Of Fucking Sunshine

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Plant Lady

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I Need A Soy Mocha Vodka Xanax Latte To Go Plz

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Chill The Fuck Out

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Currently At The Fuck It Stage Of My Life

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Girl Math Is Always The Answer Key Chain

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I Know I'm Running Fucking Late Key Chain

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Head Bitch in Charge

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My Other Car Is Your Dad

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Positive Vibes Haha JK Motel Keychain in Translucent Pink

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Time To Eat Cheese with No Pants On

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Drunkest Bunch Of Assholes

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My therapist and I talk shit about you

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Let me overthink this

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Another day ruined by responsibilities

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My Head Says Gym, But My Heart Says Tacos Keychain

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Car Coaster You Call Them Swear Words

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Car Coaster Rock Bottom Basement

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Car Coaster Don't F*@k Up My Car

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Car Coaster My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open

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