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CANDLES
CARDS
DRINKWARE
FOOD + DRINK
FOR THE CAR
KITCHEN + HOME
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WORK
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WTF Nifty Notes
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Getting Shit Done Large Sticky Notes
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Mood Alert Nifty Note
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Self-Care RX Nifty Note
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Just over here Adulting Large Sticky Notes
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Apology Nifty Note Pad
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You Good? Nifty Note Pad
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When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of all the dumb cunts of the world. Notepad
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Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Ball Point Engraved Pen
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Dumbfuckery Ball Point Engraved Pen
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I'm Fine It's Fine Everything Is Fine Ballpoint Engraved Pen
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I'm a Fucking Ray of Sunshine
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Zero Fucks Given
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Employee Of The Fucking Month
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Don't Be A Twatwaffle Ballpoint Engraved Pen
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Aquarius Pen Set
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Aries Pen Set
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Virgo Pen Set
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Wine Lovers Pen Set
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People Suck Pen Set
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Don't Be an Asshole
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The Future is Female
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The (Very Passive Aggressive) Office Lingo Pen Set
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Dog Lovers Pen Set
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Favorite Teacher Pen Set
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Fresh Out Of Fucks Ballpoint
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Welcome To This Shitshow Ballpoint
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I prefer dogs to people
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Zero Fucks Given
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Goodbye Tension Hello Pension. Small Desk Sign
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Nail File (Choose Option)
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My First Condom
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I always carry a knife in my purse. You know, in case of cheesecake or something. Zipper Pouch
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I Checked My Receipt. I didn’t Buy any of Your Bullshit.
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I couldn't decide if I wanted bangs or not, so I cut bangs for my daughter and she looks just awful. Really dodged a bullet there. Zipper Pouch
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Here We Fucking Go Again… I Mean Good Morning Mug
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Brb Overthinking Sticker
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Better late than never. Zipper Pouch
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I used to be cool. Now I’m a tiny person’s snack bitch. Zipper Pouch
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Baby crap. I used to be fun. Zipper Pouch
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This Is For The Women Who Don't Give A Fuck
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High maintenance. Zipper Pouch
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I love it when my pet sighs. It’s like, “What ails you my furry little freeloader?” Kitchen Tea Towel
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Pickleball The One Where We Forgot Who Was Serving. Zipper Pouch
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We Use Napkins Classy As Fuck
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Saying, “and shit” after anything can make it sound gangster. For example: “I like to clip coupons and shit.” Zipper Pouch
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Merlot Hoe Wine Bag
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