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Zero Fucks Given

Overworked & Underfucked

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Same shit different day

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I'm a fucking unicorn

Goodbye Tension Hello Pension. Small Desk Sign

Nail File (Choose Option)

Let's Just Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum

Punch Today in the Face

Abstinence Impairs your vision

I'm With Stupid Collar Charm

Condom For Dummies

Netflix & Chill

Tinder Surprise

Happy Fucking Birthday

My First Condom

I always carry a knife in my purse. You know, in case of cheesecake or something. Zipper Pouch

I Checked My Receipt. I didn’t Buy any of Your Bullshit.

I couldn't decide if I wanted bangs or not, so I cut bangs for my daughter and she looks just awful. Really dodged a bullet there. Zipper Pouch

Here We Fucking Go Again… I Mean Good Morning Mug

black and white "brb overthinking" sticker

Brb Overthinking Sticker

Don't Fucking Panic

canvas zipper pouch with "better late than never" writing and a tampon image

Better late than never. Zipper Pouch

I used to be cool. Now I’m a tiny person’s snack bitch. Zipper Pouch

They should put prizes in your tampon box. Sorry your period sucks, but here’s half off a carton of ice cream, you cranky bitch. Zipper Pouch

Canvas zipper pouch reading "baby crap I used to be fun"

Baby crap. I used to be fun. Zipper Pouch

This Is For The Women Who Don't Give A F*ck

High maintenance. Zipper Pouch

I love it when my pet sighs. It’s like, “What ails you my furry little freeloader?” Kitchen Tea Towel

Pickleball The One Where We Forgot Who Was Serving. Zipper Pouch

We Use Napkins Classy As Fuck

Saying, “and shit” after anything can make it sound gangster. For example: “I like to clip coupons and shit.” Zipper Pouch

Merlot Hoe Wine Bag

Pinot Hoe Wine Bag

Moscat Hoe Wine Bag

I Came. I Saw. I had Anxiety, so I Left. Vinyl Sticker

Plant Lovers Pen Set

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Fresh out of Fucks Pen Set

I Would Totally Hangout With You

Sassy Cupcake Plushie

Hello Baby Goodbye Sleep Napkins

Having A Daughter Is Like Having A Broke Best Friend Who Thinks You’re Rich. Kitchen Tea Towel

I’m stuck somewhere between: “I need to save money” and “You only live once.” Zipper Pouch

Don't be a cock sucker

Don't Panic It's Orgasmic

Keep reading… Being tired is a Tomorrow Problem Bookmark

We Treat You Like Family Tea Towel

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What the Fuck I've Never

Drinking With Stupid

Hand rescue - Fierce Bitch

What If...? the Hilarious

From now on when people ask why I'm not married, I’ll just say it’s a supply chain issue. Zipper Pouch

Random Crap Tray

Fresh Out of F*cks Goat Milk Bar Soap

Let That Shit Go Goat Milk Bar Soap

Calm the F Down tea

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Chai Me A River tea

Sick As Shit tea

Stainless Steel Stir Sticks - Cocktails

I Hate... the Game for People

Car Coaster Camping Without Beer

Fuck Off… I’m Busy Reading Bookmark

Put The Book Down Go The Fuck to Sleep Bookmark

Let’s Read Books And Ignore People Bookmark

This Soap makes Me Feel Less Murdery

Shit Show Recovery Goat Milk Bar Soap

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