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Marriage is About Accepting Faults. You’ll understand someday if I ever have any. Happy Anniversary.

If I Had to do it All Over Again, I’m About 75% Sure I’d Choose You. Anniversary

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You're Getting Married And I'm Getting Wasted

You’re Kinda a Bitch. But I Like That About You.

Look at you Doing Adult Things and Making Shit Happen, Congrats!

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You’re Going to Have to Spend it All in One Place Gift Card Holder

You are a Motherfucking Warrior

Go Ahead and Pick Yourself Out Something Pretty from the Supply Closet.

Congrats On Your Breakup

Have you tried not giving a fuck?

That One Time Your Parents Fucked Card

My Penis Likes You. A Lot.

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40 Million Swimmers Birthday Card

Babies Are A**holes Card

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Everyone Needs a Sarcastic Smart Ass Friend I’m Glad It’s You

Happy Halloween My Witches

When Life Hands You Lemons, Throw Those Fuckers card

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May Your Birthday be as Magical as Unicorns Farting Rainbows

Somehow I Still Love You Happy Anniversary

Have A Dope Birthday

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Best fucking Coworker Ever

As far as bosses go Card

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I'd Rather Staple My Eyelids To My Asshole

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You’re Only as Cool as The Friends You Hang Out With… and I’m a Fucking Amazing Magical Unicorn… so You’re Welcome

You're Not Old. You’re aged to perfection.

One minute you are young and fun, then before you know it, replacing a dirty sponge with a new one puts you in a good mood.

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Hope You Don't Poop During Labor

With A Fuck Fuck Here And A Fuck Fuck There

I Read That Old People Like Getting Mail

Don't Let Your Age Get You Down. It’s Too Damn Hard to Get Back Up.

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I Can’t Wait to Have Spontaneous Sex With You at 9 PM

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