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"Your Birthday Is One Of The Few I Give A Shit About" Card

We Are So Much Fun card

I Tried To Hit It and Quit It but Here we are card

You Can Cross Dying Young Off Your List Birthday Card

It’s so Nice to See Old People Happy

Prepare For a Sexy Night of me Wearing Nothing but a C-PAP

Tomorrow Isn't Promised, Be A Hoe

Fuck Cancer Rainbow Card

Whore Rainbow Card

You're Better Off Without That Douche

Fuck I Forgot Your Birthday

Don't Let Any Dickbag Kill Your Vibe

Another Year Sober Still A Badass Bitch

Happy Birthday To A Fucking Legend

Good Luck At Your Stupid New Job Card

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Happy Birthday To An Ancient Artifact

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Happy Anniversary From The Best Damn Thing You Ever Found On The Internet

I'm Sorry You're Going Through Some Bullshit

Sober & Still The Shit

You Don't Look A Day Over Handsome As Fuck

You're Retiring?? Lazy Fucker Card

Dad, thanks for sharing your DNA now we are Both Dicks. Mug

Fresh out of f*cks

Favorite Daughter-In-Law Mug

Mom, thank you for sharing your DNA. Now, we’re both bitches. Mug

I’m a fucking delight tall white tumbler

Calm your tit. That’s your party tit mug

We Are More Than Friends, We Are Like a Really Small Gang. Girl Gang Tumbler

Warning the girls are drinking again short white tumbler

You are my Favorite Bitch to bitch about bitches with. Short White Tumbler

Get Ready To Thank Me So Hard. Gift Bag

Exactly What You Did Not Ask For. Gift Bag

'Fancy Gift' Gift Bag

Through Thick And Thin

Bought This Gay Keychain With My Gay Money Motel Keychain

I’ve Been Killing Them With Kindness Motel Keychain

Not Bossy Just Assertively Correct

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Telling a woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat. Kitchen Tea Towel

So Are We Eating Our Feelings or Drinking Them? Kitchen Tea Towel

Do Not Get Your Hopes Up. Gift Bag

Retirement Bucket List Mug

Don't Park Too Close I'm Chunky

Smut Slut Book Candle

Lookin' Like a Snack Candle

Husband Of The Year Card

Mr Fucking Awesome Button

Go Away Cat Tag

Fairy Tale Wine Glass

Best Friend Wine Glass

Seedy MF Small Planter

Paper Tantrum Nifty Note Pad

Well, Poopsy Noodles! Things Won’t Always Be This Shitty

Fuck Camping. cold. Miserable. No WiFi

Certified Bullshitter Leather Patch Hat

Let's keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum Leather Patch Hat

Shit Show Crew Member Leather Patch Hat

I Don't Sugar Coat Shit I'm Not Willy Wonka Mousepad

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Just A Girl Who Loves Peckers Mousepad

What Up, Slut Mousepad

Fuck Fuck Here Unicorn Shot Glass

Can't we all just get a bong?

Shit Happens poop Plush

Bite Me Apple Plush Bag Charm

Chill Out Plush Ice Cream Bag Charm

Simply the zest Plush Bag Charm

My Job Stinks Toilet Plush

Someone said 30 Years ago and my mind went

Chicken pot pie

You are not Tequila

My Soulmate is out there somewhere, pushing a pull door

Keep Fucking Going Rotatable black Stainless Steel Ring

I'm Not Great At Advice Can I Interest You In A Sarcastic Comment Tea Towel

Takes A Lot Of Balls To Golf Like I Do Sign

Happy Birthday from one fabulous bitch to another Wine Label

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He was a dick wine label

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