KEEP IT SASSY

Our child might be the reason you drink wine label

$6.00

You're fine, Totally Fine wine label

$6.00

True Crime and a Bottle of Wine, wine label

$6.00

We Can't Wait to Get Drunk at Your Wedding wine label

$6.00

Fuck Off Air Freshener

$7.00

Sold Out

Look at me. Getting all married and shit. Cocktail Napkins

$9.00

My body asked for water funny and sassy Cocktail Napkins

$9.00

Not only do I dance like nobody is watching Cocktail Napkins

$9.00

Sold Out

Yesterday I quit drinking but tonight Cocktail Napkins

$9.00

Crap Trap. Zipper Pouch

$12.00

Dude. You Made It To Graduation

$22.00

I'd Shank a Bitch For You

$22.00

I Will Help You Burn His Shit Card

$6.00

I'll Be There For You Card

$6.00

Sold Out

Of All The Assholes In The World Card

$6.00

Wife Of The Fucking Year Card

$6.00

I'm not sure where you learned to Whisper Magnet

$6.00

Sold Out

If I wanted to talk to an Asshole Magnet

$6.00

Does anyone else pack Underwear for a Trip Magnet

$6.00

Calm Your Tits Boob Sweat Powder

$18.00

Exhale The Bullsh!t Shower Steamers

$15.00

I’m Feeling A Little Overworked And Under Intoxicated Wine Glass

$16.00

"Bitches Be Sippin" Wine Glass

$16.00

I'm Hella Cute But I Can't Parallel Park Vinyl Car Decal

$8.00

Please Let Me Merge Before I Start Crying Vinyl Car Decal

$8.00

Sorry We're Stoned Design

$4.00

Don't Hit Me I'm Poor Vinyl Car Decal

$8.00

Hot Girls Hit Curbs Vinyl Car Decal

$8.00

I Brake for Thrift Shops Vinyl Car Decal

$8.00

The Birthday Dozen

$16.00

A Wise Woman Wine Glass

$16.00

Drunkest Bunch Of Assholes Wood Sign

$20.00

Sold Out

I'm Not A Social Drinker Liquor Glass

$16.00

Thirsty Little Fucker Napkins

$9.00

You Know What Rhymes With Camping Alcohol Napkins

$9.00

Emotionally Stable as an Ikea Table

$4.00

Little Miss Fueled By Iced Coffee

$4.00

Fuck Off Pill Case

$10.00

Fuck Them Kids Pills Case

$10.00

Don't Trust Anyone Who doesn't Drink Coffee

$6.00

You're Pretty Awesome. Keep That Shit

$6.00

Don't Cry Because It's Over Smile Because It Happened And Thank God You’re Not Pregnant card

$6.00

Happy Anniversary To My Partner In Crime

$6.00

Put on your crown and remind them who you are!

$6.00

Too Old For TikTok Too Young For Life Alert Gift Bag

$9.00

Are you a Smart Fella

$4.00

I Think My Soulmate Might Be Carbs

$4.00

Please Be Patient With Me I'm From the 1900s

$35.00

You Know Damn Well We Would Go Crazy

Sold Out

It's A Beautiful Day to Mind Your Business

$4.00

Sold Out

At Least This Trauma Made Me Hilarious

$4.00

Blame It On My Zodiac Sign

$15.00

Sold Out

Cat Loaf Small Canvas Tote Bag

$15.00

Don't Be A Dick Small Canvas Tote

$15.00

Good Girls Read Dirty Books

$4.00

I Love Peeing Outside

$4.00

"I Do Yoga" White Magnet

$6.00

"I Had to Deal With People Today" Wine Glass

$16.00

What A Year this week has been magnet

$6.00

Had to Clean My House Magnet

$6.00

Please be patient with me 1900's

$6.00

I don't hold grudges, but I do remember assholes

$6.00

Stop being an Asshole

$6.00

Whore Members

$6.00

The officer said, You Drinking?

$6.00

Great In Bed Keychain

$10.00

Me Time Hand Rescue Tube

$12.00

Birthday Blowjob Greeting Card

$6.00

Friendship is like Pee

$6.00

Itchy Butthole Magnet

$6.00

Oceans Destroy Cities Greeting Card

$6.00

Pubes Grey Greeting Card

$6.00