Finally, a luggage tag that matches your insides. Whether you're flying across the country or just escaping responsibilities, this funny luggage tag makes sure your suitcase screams “I’ve got issues—but make it fashion.” Made from durable faux leather, it comes with a matching address card and a secure plastic strap to handle even the most dramatic baggage claim meltdowns. Great for travelers, hot messes, and people who process trauma via retail therapy. Specs: 📏 4.05" x 2.83" – fits standard luggage
