Seltzer Slut Trucker Hat

Seltzer Slut Trucker Hat

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Bubbly? Yes. Basic? Absolutely not. This hat is for the wild ones who crack cans and break hearts before brunch. Whether it’s White Claw, High Noon, or whatever’s cold and vaguely fruity, this is your hydration station with attitude. You’re not just sipping — you’re chugging, strutting, and stirring up chaos one fizzy gulp at a time. 100% polyester thirst trap  Adjustable mesh back — fits great with beach hair, bad decisions, and lime wedges  Warning: may cause spontaneous twerking and questionable texting Perfect for lake days, poolside antics, and every savage sip in between. Because let’s be honest — if it’s sparkling, you're swallowing.  #SeltzerSlut #FizzWithAttitude #FunnyMotherTruckerHats #SipSipBitch

 

** ONLY AVAILABLE IN FLORECENT PINK HAT WITH WHITE PRINT **


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