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You're still my Favorite Thing to Do
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Bake It Til You Make It
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Birthday Cake Goes Straight to Boobs
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Isn't it weird to think Birthday Celebrate the Day You Came Out of a Vagina
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A Little Birthday Poem
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Birthday Second Favorite Child
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Birthday Sugar Tits
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We both know that I'm not always the brightest
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Caffeine and Anxiety Trucker Hat : White/Hot Pink
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May your coffee be strong and your students be calm
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Dear Cancer Go Fuck Yourself
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Coffee is my Love Language Sticker
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Sweater Weather Fizzing Bath Soak
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Energy Boost Hydrating Soap
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Self Care Hydrating oat scrub Soap
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Morning Coffee Hydrating scrub Soap
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Black Hatchet Bath Bomb
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Crusty Old Gen X Lady Who Can't Even
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Just Fuck Right Off, Fuckity McFuckerson
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My Other Car is Your Dad Bumper Sticker
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Straight People Are Weird
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Whatever Doesn’t Kill You Motel Keychain
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Tolerate People Magnet
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Soon You'll Be Tripping On your own balls
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He Sees You When You're Drinking
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Pep Talk Nifty Note Pad
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Gay Rainbow Trucker Hat
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Happy Birthday Sunshine Card: 'Naked' card & envelope
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HoHo Holy Shit Black tea
$15.00
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Jolly AF: Large 4"x5"
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Family that Drinks: Large 4"x5"
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Ho Ho Ho Groovy Santa: Large 4"x5"
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I do it for the Ho's: Large 4"x5"
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Merry AF: Large 4"x5"
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Merry Christmas Ya Filth: Large 4"x5"
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Merry Little Christmas: Large 4"x5"
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I heard you were Naughty this year
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House Plants Birthday Card
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Jolliest Bunch Of Assholes Shot Glass
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Looong One Night Stand
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Mental Stability I Don't Know Her Trucker Hat
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Not Your Bitch Button
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Buy your own damn gift - Gift Card Holder
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Pairs Well With Large Family Gatherings Large Label 4"x5"
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Pink & Gold Foil Birthday Card
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Pumpkin Spice My Ass Herb & Fruit tea
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Purple & Gold Foil Birthday Card
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Empathy Grief Tricky Little Fucker
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Wavy Hair Clips | Mist
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Cash Inside Card
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Wine Hoe Button
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Friendship Based on Alcohol and Sarcasm Card
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Holiday Nothing for you Whore Christmas Card
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Job Leave This Shit Hole Retirement Card
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I am fully aware that dealing with my child requires
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Teacher's last nerve candle
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No Longer Living In Sin
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Moving Is Fun
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Wrong Motherfucker
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Bitch Don't Lose Me - Ring Dish
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Winter Sangria
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I'm A Shitty Housewife dish towel
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When Life Hands You Lemons Tea Towel
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Favorite Child Funny Ornament
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Tree Top Glisten Ornaments
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We Should Be Friends Swedish Dishcloth
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