I BAKED YOU SOME SHUT THE FUCUPCAKES PERFECT GIFT: This cupcake might have been baked with something other than “love”. This not-so-passive aggressive plushie is the perfect gift for the PTA president who judged you for bringing store-bought cupcakes to the bake sale. She’ll be too distracted by the soft fabric and cute dangling legs to be mad about the embroidered punchline.