Show your mom some love and humor with this hilarious Mother's Day card! Thank her for not swallowing dad's cum (yes, we said it) and giving you life. Perfect for the quirky mom who doesn't take life too seriously. No need for a sappy card when you have this gem. Whether it's for Mother's Day, her birthday, or just to let her know how much you appreciate her, this card is the perfect way to show your love. From the witty text on the front to the high-quality card stock and matte finish, this card is sure to impress. It's also blank inside, so you can write your own personal message.
