Perfect for travelers with a sense of humor. This lightweight luggage tag features a witty message that'll get a smile from TSA agents and fellow passengers alike. Durable construction withstands baggage handling, and the easy-to-read design ensures your luggage stays identifiable. Attach securely to any bag and never worry about mix-ups at baggage claim. 𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐬: • 📏 4.05" x 2.83" – fits standard luggage • 👜 Durable faux leather with plastic belt strap • ✉️ Matching address card included • 📦 Hang hole cellophane with cardboard backing • 💁 ♀️ Funny, functional, and mildly chaotic