US Forest Service – Sasquatch Department Patch Size: 2.2" wide x 2.5" high Congratulations, recruit. By acquiring this patch, you’ve been unofficially inducted into the most secretive branch of the Forest Service: the Sasquatch Department. Our mission? Classified. Our budget? Nonexistent. Our success rate? Well… let’s just say sightings remain “unconfirmed.” This patch is embroidered on durable twill with a heat-seal backing, so you can iron it onto your gear without filing any government paperwork. Or sew it on if you want to make it look extra regulation-issued. Wear it on hikes, camping trips, or whenever you want strangers to wonder if you’re really part of a shadowy agency keeping Bigfoot under wraps. Spoiler: you are now.
