Hey look! It’s the unsung hero of the household: you. While everyone else mysteriously forgets how to load a dishwasher or wipe a counter, you’re out here doing it all with a smile. (Or at least a deeply resentful one.)
This lavender tea towel says what you’re too polite — or too tired — to repeat for the 300th time: “You assholes must be exhausted from watching me do everything.” Featuring a retro-inspired woman in a red bandana, likely smiling through gritted teeth, we’ve never felt so seen.
At 19” x 25”, it’s big enough to dry dishes, mop up spilled feelings, or just hang on the oven handle like the statement piece it is. Made of 100% soft and absorbent cotton, with a handy hang loop on the back, it’s ready for whatever mess you’re cleaning up next, emotional or otherwise.
Perfect for kitchens, breadbaskets, and households where delegation is just a myth people whisper about.
19" x 25"
Hanging Loop on Back
Silk Screen on 100% Cotton
