BUILD A BOX

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"Your Birthday Is One Of The Few I Give A Shit About" Card

$6.00

It’s so Nice to See Old People Happy

$6.00

Prepare For a Sexy Night of me Wearing Nothing but a C-PAP

$6.00

Tomorrow Isn't Promised, Be A Hoe

$6.00

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Old As Hell

$6.00

Welcome Little One Rainbow Card

$6.00

Fuck Yeah! Flowers Card

$6.00

Welcome Little One Card

$6.00

Bad Bitch Croc Charm

$6.00

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Middle Finger Croc Charm

$6.00

Glizzy Gobbler Croc Charm

$6.00

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If I Had 5% More Confidence, I'd Rule The World Sticker

$4.00

It Wasn't Funny The First Time You Said it Sticker

$4.00

Same Bitch Different Day Button

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Please Do Not Say Words to Me Button

$2.00

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Shit Talker Button

$2.00

I May Be Straight But I Don't Hate Button

$2.00

The Book was Better Button

$2.00

Hello I'm That Bitch Sticker

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Slut For Taco Bell Sticker

$4.00

How Hard Can It Be? Boys Do It

$35.00

St. Patrick Arched Dangle Earrings

$18.00

Single Shamrock Dangles

$18.00

St.Patrick’s Day Shamrock Stud/ Mini Hoop Earring Set

$18.00

Just for You Pocket Hug

$7.00

You are Amazing Pocket Hug

$7.00

You Got This Pocket Hug

$7.00

I Used To Be Married But I'm Better Now Hat

$25.00

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Life Is Short. Get A Divorce

$25.00

Today Is A Sunglasses And Advil Kind Of Day

$25.00

Irish Whiskey Makes Me Frisky

$20.00

All I Want Is A Two-Income Household And To Live By Myself!

$25.00

Flora Clips - Lychee

$18.00

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Lilac In Bloom Bath Bomb

$9.00

Monstera Leaf Bath Bomb

$9.00

You’ve been such an SOB mug

$16.00

I know I’m your Favorite Employee I mean look around. Mug

$16.00

Shit Show Supervisor. See also: Miracle worker, superhero. Mug

$16.00

Matte Daisy Hair Clips

$5.00

I'm Fine... Everything's Fine Dumpster Fire Plush Bag Charm

$14.00

I Like My Men Fictional Book Plushie

$18.00

Take a Hike Plush Bag Charm

$14.00

Fake It Till You Make It Plush Bag Charm

$14.00

Taco Plush Bag Charm

$14.00

I'm Complicated! Puzzle Cube Plushie

$18.00

Sounds Gay, I'm In Rainbow Plushie

$18.00

I'm A Hot Mess S'mores Plush Bag Charm

$14.00

I'm Complicated Cube Plush Bag Charm

$14.00

I Can't Wait To Retire So I Can Get Up At 6 O'clock In The Morning And Go Drive Around Really Slow And Make Everybody Late For Work

$6.00

Because Kids Wine Glass

$16.00

Seriously. Flush The Fucking Toilet

$20.00

It's Your Fucking Birthday

$22.00

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Shit Show Supervisor Leather Patch Hat

$35.00

WTF - Where's The Fish Leather Patch Hat

$35.00

I'm Sorry You're Going Through Some Bullshit

$6.00

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I Can't Believe You Just Willingly Chose to Put Up with My Shit

$6.00

You Don't Look A Day Over Handsome As Fuck

$6.00

Happy Birthday To An Ancient Artifact

$6.00

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Happy Anniversary From The Best Damn Thing You Ever Found On The Internet

$6.00

Don't Let Any Dickbag Kill Your Vibe

$6.00

Happy Birthday To A Fucking Legend

$6.00

Sober & Still The Shit

$6.00

Good Luck At Your Stupid New Job Card

$6.00

Fuck I Forgot Your Birthday

$6.00

Another Year Sober Still A Badass Bitch

$6.00

Like Mother Like Daughter AKA Fucking Fantastic

$6.00

Fuck Cancer Rainbow Card

$6.00

Whore Rainbow Card

$6.00