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Cosmic Disco Hot Sauce

$9.00

Smokey Karma Hot Sauce

$9.00

Ginormous Flamingos (Hatch'ems)

$8.00

Ginormous Dinos (Hatch'ems)

$8.00

Zodiac Crystal Collection: Air

$20.00

Zodiac Crystal Collection: Earth

$20.00

Don't make me use my teacher voice

$6.00

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One minute you're young and cool

$6.00

I prefer dogs to people

Overworked & Underfucked

$6.00

Same Shit Different Day

$6.00

Another fucking birthday another fucking Chin Hair

$6.00

I'm a fucking unicorn

$6.00

This Meeting is Shit

$6.00

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Happy Birthday Sister I love you more than you annoy me

$6.00

sometimes you forget how awesome you are so this is your reminder

$22.00

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Fifty and fucking fabulous

$22.00

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Sixty and fucking fabulous

$22.00

Burning candles.. because setting fire to people I fucking hate is frowned upon candle

$22.00

Smells like.. freshly signed divorce papers Candle

$22.00

Born and Raised in Wishabitch Woods

$17.00

Honk if You're a Silly Goose

$4.00

I'm Fine It's Just my Face

$4.00

You're Retiring?? Lazy Fucker Card

$6.00

It Takes Balls to Get Snipped. Happy Vasectomy Card

$6.00

Do I Fucking Look Like a People Person Sticker

$4.00

Let's Read Books and Ignore People Magnet

$6.00

I Have No Idea What The Fuck I'm Doing Magnet

$6.00

You Think I'm Sarcastic? You Should Hear The Shit I Keep to Myself Sticker

$4.00

Dad, thanks for sharing your DNA now we are Both Dicks. Mug

$16.00

Fresh out of f*cks

$16.00

Favorite Daughter-In-Law Mug

$16.00

Mom, thank you for sharing your DNA. Now, we’re both bitches. Mug

$16.00

I’m a fucking delight tall white tumbler

$20.00

Of course I Get Myself Whatever I Want, I Love Her. Glass Tumbler

$16.00

Calm your tit. That’s your party tit mug

$16.00

Warning the girls are drinking again short white tumbler

$16.00

We Are More Than Friends, We Are Like a Really Small Gang. Girl Gang Tumbler

$16.00

You are my Favorite Bitch to bitch about bitches with. Short White Tumbler

Through Thick And Thin

$6.00

Bought This Gay Keychain With My Gay Money Motel Keychain

$10.00

I’ve Been Killing Them With Kindness Motel Keychain

$10.00

Not Bossy Just Assertively Correct

Retro Cassette Earrings

$12.00

TABASCO Hot Sauce Earrings

$12.00

Pride Earrings

$12.00

Do Not Get Your Hopes Up. Gift Bag

$9.00

Happy Not Your Birthday. Gift Bag

$9.00

Exactly What You Did Not Ask For. Gift Bag

$9.00

Get Ready To Thank Me So Hard. Gift Bag

$9.00

Butterfly Dog Treat

$4.00

Kicking Ass and Taking Names

$8.00

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You Graduated! There was no doubt in our mind you couldn't do it

$6.00

You're Like Really Pretty

$8.00

Minivans Plate Frame

$8.00

Retirement Bucket List Mug

$16.00

Don't Park Too Close I'm Chunky

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Fuck Off I'm Reading Book

$4.00

Just One Chapter Book Magnet

$6.00

Smut Slut Book Candle

$22.00

Lookin' Like a Snack Candle

$22.00

On The Rocks

$22.00

Husband Of The Year Card

$6.00

Mr Fucking Awesome Button

$2.00

Oregon Lavender Beeswax Lip Balm

$4.00