BUILD A BOX

If you see me talking to myself, do not disturb, I’m having a staff meeting. Magnet

Woke up this morning with a cup of water and a note next to my bed that said, “For Your Hangover.” I took a sip and it was alcohol. Drunk me is an asshole. Magnet

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I never wish death upon anyone who wrongs me, I wish for sudden explosive diarrhea while stuck in traffic…. with frequent sneezes. Magnet

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I farted. That’s as close to giving a shit as you’re going to get. Magnet

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Love is like a fart. If you have to force it it’s probably shit. Magnet

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People. Am I right? Magnet

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I'm a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Magnet

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Doing my fucking best - Magnet

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I'm a goddamn genius - Magnet

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You're Not Hungry, You're Just Stoned - Magnet

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Not an Introvert - Magnet

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Pull Your Shit Together - Magnet

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Brew Crew - magnetic wood bottle opener

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Make The Yuletide Gay Candle

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Exercise Make You Look Better Magnet

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Trust me when I woke up Plan to Be Awesome… shit happens Magnet

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Make The Yuletide Gay

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Drunkest Bunch Of Assholes

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Fa-La-La-La Fuck This Shit Elf Card

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Fuck This Shit Magnet

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Fuck Off I'm Tired Magnet

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Kitchen Sex Magnet

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Lying about my Age Magnet

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Ten Minutes at Work and I Start Using “Fuck” as a Comma Magnet

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Live, Laugh, Love and Go Fuck Yourself Magnet

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Department Of Fuckery Magnet

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We Wanted to Be Adults so Bad Now Look at Us

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Some Days The Best You Can do is Not Shit Your Pants Magnet

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I Get Paid to be Nice at Work Magnet

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I tried starting a day without coffee once magnet

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I Don't Dwell on my Mistakes, I Have Family For That. Magnet

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Sometimes I Have to Tell Myself Magnet

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When things seem especially rough, just ask yourself, “Did I shit my pants today?” And if the answer is no, you’re doing alright. Magnet

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Ghost dog sticker

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Cows on Apple Green Swedish Dishcloth

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Coffee Swedish Dishcloth

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Mini Tabletop Piñata Sparklie Wish! Pony

Adulting, Would Not Recommend

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We'll Be Friends Until Were Old And Senile

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Good Luck Finding Better Co-Workers Than Us

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Dog Gone It Mini Jigsaw Puzzle

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Candy Mini Jigsaw Puzzle

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Rise And Shine Bitches!

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When In Doubt Pull It Out

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Fuckity Fuck Fuck Apron

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Classic Old Fashioned

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Add Whiskey, Don't Ask

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Solar Eclipse SPF 15 Lip Balm

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I Don't Have Time for Bullshit Fuckery

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Affirmators!® 50 Affirmation Cards Deck

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My Last Fuck

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Motherfuckers Think They can Have Their Cake and eat it, too. Wrong Bakery, Bitch!

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Christmas Wine Tag-HO HO HO and a bottle of Merlot

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Christmas Wine Tag-Ho Ho Holy Shit I Forgot to get you a Gift so Here’s a Bottle of Wine

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Happy Holidays to the World’s Neighbor Wine Tag

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Happy Holidays to the World’s Best Coworker- Wine Tag

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Affirmators!® Mantras (Evening) Nightly Affirmation Cards

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Affirmators!® Mantras (Morning) Daily Affirmation Cards

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From now on when people ask why I'm not married, I’ll just say it’s a supply chain issue. Zipper Pouch

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Telling a woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat. Kitchen Tea Towel

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You're My Favorite Thing To Do

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You're My Favorite Bitch To Bitch About Bitches

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Thanks For All The Orgasms

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Beer Card Game

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What If...? the Hilarious

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Red Swiss Polka Dots Dog Toy

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Fox and Friends Dog Toy

$8.00

Smells like Retirement

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Ava Hand-Tied Orange Turkey Hair Bow

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Ava Hand-Tied Pink Turkey Hair Bow

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