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Scorpio Pen Set

Sagittarius Pen Set

Capricorn Pen Set

Aquarius Pen Set

You Good? Nifty Note Pad

Bitches Get Shit Done Pocket Journal

We Need to Talk Nifty Note Pad

Ray Of Fucking Sunshine Golden Leatherette Pocket Journal

People I Want To Punch In The Face Journal

Self-Care RX Nifty Note

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Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Ball Point Engraved Pen

Dumbfuckery Ball Point Engraved Pen

I'm Fine It's Fine Everything Is Fine Ballpoint Engraved Pen

Don't Be A Twatwaffle Ballpoint Engraved Pen

Fresh Out Of Fucks Ballpoint

IDK IDC IDGAF Ballpoint

Welcome To This Shitshow Ballpoint

Don't Be an Asshole

The Future is Female

Best Teacher Ever

I'm a Fucking Ray of Sunshine

I Tried To Hit It and Quit It but Here we are card

You’re By Far My Favorite Weirdo, Happy Valentines Day

I Read That Old People Like Getting Mail

Have you tried not giving a fuck?

My Penis Likes You. A Lot.

Congrats On Your Breakup

Marriage is About Accepting Faults. You’ll understand someday if I ever have any. Happy Anniversary.

If I Had to do it All Over Again, I’m About 75% Sure I’d Choose You. Anniversary

Ho To Housewife

You're Getting Married And I'm Getting Wasted

You’re Kinda a Bitch. But I Like That About You.

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Look at you Doing Adult Things and Making Shit Happen, Congrats!

That bundle of joy will cost a bundle Gift Card Holder

You’re Going to Have to Spend it All in One Place Gift Card Holder

You are a Motherfucking Warrior

Go Ahead and Pick Yourself Out Something Pretty from the Supply Closet.

House Plants Card Pink

Happy Mother’s Gay!

You have my heart

Congratulations on your fur baby

Hand drawn get well soon

Hope You Don't Poop During Labor

With A Fuck Fuck Here And A Fuck Fuck There

"Happy Birthday" Mushroom Card

You're Not Old. You’re aged to perfection.

I Love U To The Moon and Back Card

One minute you are young and fun, then before you know it, replacing a dirty sponge with a new one puts you in a good mood.

I'd Rather Staple My Eyelids To My Asshole

Have A Dope Birthday

To My Forever Friend Card

Somehow I Still Love You Happy Anniversary

Asshole Uterus Hysterectomy Card

Babies Are A**holes Card

Everyone Needs a Sarcastic Smart Ass Friend I’m Glad It’s You

When Life Hands You Lemons, Throw Those Fuckers card

I heard you have the shits. Get well soon!

About damn time Divorce Congrats

Sparkle & Fizz Celebration Card

Get Well Soon Card

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Your Birthday Is One Of The Few I Give A Shit About Card

It’s so Nice to See Old People Happy

Prepare For a Sexy Night of me Wearing Nothing but a C-PAP

Tomorrow Isn't Promised, Be A Hoe

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