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I keep the subtitles on because sometimes I'm just snackin' too loud.

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They Should Put More Wine In A Bottle

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Husband said calm down

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Look at Me Getting All Married And Shit Zipper Pouch

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Plant Slut Candle

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Smells like.. freshly signed divorce papers Candle

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Honk if You're a Silly Goose

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I'm Fine It's Just my Face

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I Have No Idea What The Fuck I'm Doing Magnet

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Dad, thanks for sharing your DNA now we are Both Dicks. Mug

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Fresh out of f*cks

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Mom, thank you for sharing your DNA. Now, we’re both bitches. Mug

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Calm your tit. That’s your party tit mug

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We Are More Than Friends, We Are Like a Really Small Gang. Girl Gang Tumbler

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Warning the girls are drinking again short white tumbler

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THC The Game

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Through Thick And Thin

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I’ve Been Killing Them With Kindness Motel Keychain

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Not Bossy Just Assertively Correct

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Cheese Earrings

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Retro Cassette Earrings

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TABASCO Hot Sauce Earrings

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Pride Earrings

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Oregon Lavender Beeswax Lip Balm

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Go Away Cat Tag

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Fairy Tale Wine Glass

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Seedy MF Small Planter

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Paper Tantrum Nifty Note Pad

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Fuck Camping. cold. Miserable. No WiFi

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Shit Show Crew Member Leather Patch Hat

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Fuck Fuck Here Unicorn Shot Glass

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Can't we all just get a bong?

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Bite Me Apple Plush Bag Charm

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Chill Out Plush Ice Cream Bag Charm

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Simply the zest Plush Bag Charm

My Soulmate is out there somewhere, pushing a pull door

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Keep Fucking Going Rotatable black Stainless Steel Ring

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Abuelo, quiero escuchar tu historia

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Tell Your Life Story

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Abuela, quiero escuchar su historia

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Grandfather, I Want to Hear Your Story

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I'm Not Great At Advice Can I Interest You In A Sarcastic Comment Tea Towel

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Happy Birthday from one fabulous bitch to another Wine Label

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Pairs well with Graduating Wine Label

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Let's Drink Wine and Judge People Wine Label

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You totally fucking earned it wine label

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Pairs Well With Retirement wine label

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Pairs Well With Your Favorite Coworker wine label

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Two glasses of wine can Reduce Your Risk of Giving a Shit wine label

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Our child might be the reason you drink wine label

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You're fine, Totally Fine wine label

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True Crime and a Bottle of Wine, wine label

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We Can't Wait to Get Drunk at Your Wedding wine label

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Pairs well with getting married wine label

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Fuck Off Air Freshener

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Look at me. Getting all married and shit. Cocktail Napkins

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My body asked for water funny and sassy Cocktail Napkins

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Not only do I dance like nobody is watching Cocktail Napkins

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Yesterday I quit drinking but tonight Cocktail Napkins

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Crap Trap. Zipper Pouch

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I'd Shank a Bitch For You

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Wife Of The Fucking Year Card

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I'm not sure where you learned to Whisper Magnet

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Does anyone else pack Underwear for a Trip Magnet

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Exhale The Bullshit Shower Steamers

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I’m Feeling A Little Overworked And Under Intoxicated Wine Glass

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Lemon Lime on White Swedish Dishcloth

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Peaches Swedish Dishcloth

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Piggies Swedish Dishcloth

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Don't Hit Me I'm Poor Vinyl Car Decal

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Hot Girls Hit Curbs Vinyl Car Decal

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I Brake for Thrift Shops Vinyl Car Decal

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Please Let Me Merge Before I Start Crying Vinyl Car Decal

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